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Gentleman

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[naga stole my bike]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

L2 bum

*Insert Cawk*

asdf1337

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

*puts in a picture of osama bin laden*

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

*Gentlemen and asdf’s entries morph into a picture of Osama bin Laden’s male reproductive organ*

*Puts in some seamen*

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Seamen’s semen

*puts in a contents of used doucebag*

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You get a “Wind Up Sushi” which is the greatest toy in the mother****ing universe!!!

*puts in a 50 savings bond*

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

I got an I.O.U from the US Government! Itz wartime, ****es!

*puts in a stolen male reproductive organ from Kinshasa*

killermist

Avatar: harblgar
14

[Do Not Tread On Me]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

*gets a stupid flyer about global warming

*inserts a Susan B Anthony Dollar.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

A note saying your lost a dollar.

*puts in a suicide note*

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

*gets a syringe full of poisoned Kool-Aid*

*puts in freshly worn panties, black*

killermist

Avatar: harblgar
14

[Do Not Tread On Me]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

*gets a strip-club business card

*inserts a powdered hip-hop artist (hiphop “artist” ground and dried to powder)

Shanty

Avatar: Shanty's Avatar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

You get Biggie Smalls remains.

I put in a bag of chips.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

You get loose stools

*Puts in sexual violated pokemon doll”

killermist

Avatar: harblgar
14

[Do Not Tread On Me]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

*gets a fax saying Godzilla has been spotted off the coast of Japan.

*inserts an expired Army Reserve ID.

d000dl3s

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[****LANS]

Level 10 Troll

I LIEK CAKE.

*get USS Nimitz covered in custard*

*puts in yesterdays laundry and a kitten*

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Gets chinese food

*Puts in 5 dirty mexicans*

PhilANThropi-
St

Avatar: PhilANThropiSt's Avatar
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

AWFUL THREAD

You get an bad thread

Puts in tears which he got from looking at this thread

inks

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You got root, but being god ya got that already.

Puts in bad MySql poison.

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