also SF is really pretty in both a non-gay and gay way

bobdisgea Posted:

wait what. you got out of a third world country? is that how you texted me?

yeah.

Indiana Jonas Posted:

also what teh hell is the tower on the hill thing it is driving me nuts and im much too lazy to google it

Coit Tower. It’s meh. What you want to do is start on Sansome St. and take the Filbert St. stairs to get up to the tower, then ignore the tower and take the Greenwich St stairs back down. Halfway back down go into the little garden on the left with the mosaic stuff in it and fart around a bit. I’ll personally tell the flock of wild parrots to come say hello to you. Where else are you going to find a guarantee like that?

but, **** dude, get out of the embarcadero. poop on over to the mission and male reproductive organ around or go see ****ed up **** in the haight or something.

Indiana Jonas Posted:

but im a tourist i only wanna to the obvious stuff

but thhis is the stuff that cool tourists do. trust me, dude, i’m highly recommended

go do the filbert and greenwich steps and talk to the parrots

the go to the mission and see clarion alley and have dinner at weird fish or gracias madre

then go explore the ruins of the sutro baths

then go to grand view park to watch the sunset

then go to the haight and get raped by some greasy guy that has a bunch of puppies for some reason

the go to the castro and get drunk in a gay bar (it’s so much fun to dance with those boys)

grab a burrito somewhere ( Sf has the best burritos ever)

then sleep or whatever

just do this. I don’t want to see the looks of dissapointment on the parrots’ faces when i tell them you bailed on them Log in to see images!

i’ve been here for 2 months and i still haven’t done any tourist stuff i want to die a bit.

I was here for something way nerdier but I get paid for it so its cool i guess

ahahah yoyu have to hscrool to read my post i love this

Game Developers Conference – it is a conference and it’s not gamers, it’s programmers and artists and stuff

something like 2/3rds of my friends are game programmers and artists so i would know

Indiana Jonas Posted:

That doesnt even make grammatical sense you idiot!

You probably wouldn’t have gotten in. I have heard there is a long waiting list even though it isn’t that exclusive.

Odalisque Posted:

shall i itenerate you a Log in to see images!?

if yes, there is one in a previous post that hob isn’t using and we wouldn’t want it to goto waste

upon completion you will be a level 2 explorer and new Log in to see images!

yes yes please yes please i will not let it go to waste.

also i’m going to alcatraz on monday so what should i do after that, enlighten me please Log in to see images!