seriously though rent-a-car manager dude was like “what are you here for” and I was like “a conference” and he was like “oh you mean the gamer convention. thats not really a conference” and I was like “I agree you condescending bumhole, but Im not here for that and even if I was I wouldn’t say **** because you work at ****ing budget rent-a-car.” and he was like “would you like an upgrade to a BMW?” and I was liek “**** yes im not paying for this **** so charge me whatever” and he was like “your estimate is $600 for 3 days” and i was like ‘whoops, that might be hard to expense out” and then I realized i got a beamer so **** you