Odalisque Posted:

Coit Tower. It’s meh. What you want to do is start on Sansome St. and take the Filbert St. stairs to get up to the tower, then ignore the tower and take the Greenwich St stairs back down. Halfway back down go into the little garden on the left with the mosaic stuff in it and fart around a bit. I’ll personally tell the flock of wild parrots to come say hello to you. Where else are you going to find a guarantee like that?

but, **** dude, get out of the embarcadero. poop on over to the mission and male reproductive organ around or go see ****ed up **** in the haight or something.

but im a tourist i only wanna to the obvious stuff