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Albert Fish

Avatar: 243778 2010-10-22 03:57:51 -0400
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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Share your most memorable dead baby jokes here. I’ll start this off.

Q. How many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?

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A. That depends on how hard you throw them.


“And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

HAHAHA OH MAN. DEAD BABY JOKES ARE HILARIOUS


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

LIKE YOUR MOM (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I USED ONE OF THE STOCK/****TY/UNFUNNY TROLL JOKES)


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

COS


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What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.


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What’s 12” long and makes women scream all night long?

MY male reproductive organ, ****ERS.

j/k j/k dawg, the punch line is CRIB DEATH.

p funny huh?

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Why did the dead baby make a ****ty thread on forumwarz

Because he remembered that none of his jokes are funny Log in to see images!

Albert Fish

Avatar: 243778 2010-10-22 03:57:51 -0400
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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Q. What’s fourteen inches long and crawls up a woman’s leg?

A. A homesick abortion.


“And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

What’s the difference between a garbage bag full of dead babies and a Maserati?

I don’t have a Maserati in my garage

What’s the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I don’t have sex with sandwiches before I eat them

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Albert Fish

Avatar: 243778 2010-10-22 03:57:51 -0400
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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Here is the best dead baby joke I ever did see:

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“And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Albert Fish Posted:

Here is the best dead baby joke I ever did see:


I lol’d


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Albert Fish Posted:

Here is the best dead baby joke I ever did see:

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brb fapping

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Albert Fish Posted:

Here is the best dead baby joke I ever did see:

I9t lookds lik a afrog


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

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hhahhhaha


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n3k0m

Avatar: 177076 2010-10-28 21:45:32 -0400
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This forum is gonna be defaced in 20 min.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
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[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

What's grosser than 10 dead babies in one garbage can? 
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you nail a dead baby to a wall?
I don't know about you, but I get an erection.

What's grosser than gross?
A lorry full of babies!

What's grosser than a lorry full of babies?
Unloading it with a pitch fork!

whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
one live one in the middle trying to eat its way out
whats worse than that?
it goes back for seconds

What happened to the baby in the microwave?
I dunno, too busy masturbating...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock

What's red and sits on the corner twitching?
Baby chewing a razor blade!

How do you get a dead baby into a blender?
push hard
How do you get it out?
TORTILLA CHIPS

What's green sits on the corner ?
Same baby 2 weeks later!

whats the difference between a pie and a dead baby?
I don't **** the pie before I eat it

What's blue and sits on the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with slashed baby.

What's the difference between a barrel of dead babies and a sports car?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.

What do you call 15 dead babies at the bottom of a lake?
A good start.

Whats the difference between a baby and an oven?
The oven doesnt scream when I stick my meat in it...

What did Michael J. Fox's baby say to the reporter?
Nothing. Because of Shaken Baby Syndrome.

How do you save a suffocating baby?
Get your foot off its chest.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

Whats the difference between a baby and a steak
I don't great times on the steak before I eat it.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel!

How do you stop a baby falling through a manhole?
Put a javelin through its head.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
Ripping him off again.


viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Oh, I have a good one. True story too.

This lady went to an abortion clinic for a 3rd trimester abortion. They knocked her out and started cutting up the baby and pulling it out in pieces like they do. Anyway, the doctor perforated her uterus during the procedure and pulled her bowels out through her woman's genitals. Funny, huh? Log in to see images!


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ShingoYabuki

Avatar: Kitten
6

Level 27 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

viscera Posted:

Oh, I have a good one. True story too.

This lady went to an abortion clinic for a 3rd trimester abortion. They knocked her out and started cutting up the baby and pulling it out in pieces like they do. Anyway, the doctor perforated her uterus during the procedure and pulled her bowels out through her woman's genitals. Funny, huh? Log in to see images!

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Fap1ng & 1o1ing!!1!1! d0ctor A/S/L Log in to see images! ShingoYabuki edited this message on 11/22/2010 3:03AM

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