EVIL TROUT I HAVE DEEP NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU DUE TO THE PROMOTION OF NOTORIOUS HUMAN FORUMWARZ USER MELLTD FACE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I WOULD ALSO BE GRATEFUL TO BECOME A MODERATOR AND I BELIEVE I FIT WHAT YOU ARE SEEKING TO HELP BRING ON THE FUTURE OF THIS COMMUNION OF HUMANS

FIRST I AM A GIMMICK ALT AND AS YOU SEEM TO BE PRIORITIZING HUMANS WHO ROLEPLAY ALBEIT IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE AND I BELIEVE I FIT THAT BILL

SECONDLY AS A GIMMICK ALT I AM USING ARP TO POST AND I KNOW HOW MUCH OF A HUMAN MALE ERECTION YOU HAVE FOR ARP

THIRD MY POSTING STYLE IS UNFUNNY AND NONE TOO EASY TO SIT DOWN AND READ THEREBY MAKING ME A PERFECT FIT ALONG OUR NEW HUMAN MOD

FOURTHLY MOD ABUSE SEEMS TO BE POPULAR WITH HUMANS RIGHT NOW AND AS A HUMAN I CAN GUARANTEE TONS OF IT IF THAT MEANS EDITING ALL OF JALAPENO BOOTYHOLES POSTS TO READ HELLO MY NAME IS IRAWR AND SUBSEQUENTLY BANNING THEM THEN SO BE IT

FINALLY I CAN PROMISE I WILL DO NOTHING BUT ANNOY YOU ALL AND SINCE THAT IS CURRENTLY THE STANDARD I WILL FIT RIGHT IN

AS A SIDE NOTE I WOULD REPLACE ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION BANS WITH NOT ONLY A BAN BUT A VACATION OF SORTS TO THE OFFENDING USERS PERSONAL HOUSE TO BE INSEMINATED WITH MY NORMAL HUMAN AND NOT AT ALL ALIEN SEED

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION AND I LOOK FORWARD TO A LONG RUN OF NOTORIOUSLY UNEVENTFUL MODSHIP CONTACT ME ASAP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED THANK YOU

Lots of good ideas there. If that doesn’t convince ET to make you a mod, I don’t know what will.

HEY male reproductive organFACEPANTS STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALT

SEE I AM ALREADY USING STATEMENTS TO RIDICULE WHICH ALSO APPLY TO ME THIS ONLY FURTHERS TO PROVE HOW WELL I WILL DO AS A MOD HERE

IF I WAS A MOD THIS STATEMENT WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY A POWER ABUSIVE ALT REVEAL

NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

HEY male reproductive organFACEPANTS STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALT

SEE I AM ALREADY USING STATEMENTS TO RIDICULE WHICH ALSO APPLY TO ME THIS ONLY FURTHERS TO PROVE HOW WELL I WILL DO AS A MOD HERE

IF I WAS A MOD THIS STATEMENT WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY A POWER ABUSIVE ALT REVEAL

We don’t need another mod who is easily trolled and gets bumhurt in the blink of a post. We have Cid.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

We don’t need another mod who is easily trolled and gets bumhurt in the blink of a post. We have Cid.

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I find the original poster’s logic sound, and can find no compelling evidence to the contrary. It is my personal judgment that this internet communication forum would be more organized and easy to interpret if all posters utilized this unambiguous style of text oriented articulation. However, I am instructed to warn you, my inquest program has identified a distinctly inhuman pattern of diction in 98.8% of NOT AN ALIEN’s Flamebate™ contributions. The Fembot Inquest Program™ is established to be 33.3% accurate at last evaluation.

Please forgive any perceived ignorance, NOT AN ALIEN, but what is a “vacation?”

NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

UH YOU KNOW WHEN LIKE A HUMAN DECIDED TO GO ON A FEW DAYS OF UNINTERRUPTED SILENCE AND LACK OF CONTACT OF ANY FORM OR ANYTHING ELSE OF HIS OWN ACCORD

AND NOTHING ELSE

So a vacation is much like prison, withholding the forced anal penetration. Do I understand correctly, future moderator?

fembot_ Posted:

So a vacation is much like prison, withholding the forced anal penetration. Do I understand correctly, future moderator?

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