EVIL TROUT I HAVE DEEP NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU DUE TO THE PROMOTION OF NOTORIOUS HUMAN FORUMWARZ USER MELLTD FACE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I WOULD ALSO BE GRATEFUL TO BECOME A MODERATOR AND I BELIEVE I FIT WHAT YOU ARE SEEKING TO HELP BRING ON THE FUTURE OF THIS COMMUNION OF HUMANS

FIRST I AM A GIMMICK ALT AND AS YOU SEEM TO BE PRIORITIZING HUMANS WHO ROLEPLAY ALBEIT IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE AND I BELIEVE I FIT THAT BILL

SECONDLY AS A GIMMICK ALT I AM USING ARP TO POST AND I KNOW HOW MUCH OF A HUMAN MALE ERECTION YOU HAVE FOR ARP

THIRD MY POSTING STYLE IS UNFUNNY AND NONE TOO EASY TO SIT DOWN AND READ THEREBY MAKING ME A PERFECT FIT ALONG OUR NEW HUMAN MOD

FOURTHLY MOD ABUSE SEEMS TO BE POPULAR WITH HUMANS RIGHT NOW AND AS A HUMAN I CAN GUARANTEE TONS OF IT IF THAT MEANS EDITING ALL OF JALAPENO BOOTYHOLES POSTS TO READ HELLO MY NAME IS IRAWR AND SUBSEQUENTLY BANNING THEM THEN SO BE IT

FINALLY I CAN PROMISE I WILL DO NOTHING BUT ANNOY YOU ALL AND SINCE THAT IS CURRENTLY THE STANDARD I WILL FIT RIGHT IN

AS A SIDE NOTE I WOULD REPLACE ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION BANS WITH NOT ONLY A BAN BUT A VACATION OF SORTS TO THE OFFENDING USERS PERSONAL HOUSE TO BE INSEMINATED WITH MY NORMAL HUMAN AND NOT AT ALL ALIEN SEED

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION AND I LOOK FORWARD TO A LONG RUN OF NOTORIOUSLY UNEVENTFUL MODSHIP CONTACT ME ASAP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED THANK YOU