You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
|[NSFW or whatever means that there is potentially naked people] help i need help i mean if you are too busy to help right now i could wait till later but if you are really really busy its okay i can ask someone else contest thing|
HERS THE STORY BEHIND THIS ALL:
Things aren’t going too awesome with the ladies, and I don’t want to try to get with any right now because idk all the girls on base are ugly or ****s or lesbians and I don’t feel like going out to the city because its all ghetto and everything
So I decided to watch porn.
MY PROBLEM IS… nothing gets me in the mood as much as I would hope. I’ve tried it all, skinny, sorta chubby but big boobies make them seem less thick, asian, white, blond, redhead, EVEN WATCHED ONE WITH A black GIRL.. Not much helps! Sorta skinny (but not stick-status), bespectacled, small to idk C cup mammary glands redheads are the best so far.
Anyway, giving a BP to each video link helps me out with this little problem. 5 BPs to spend, so 5 winning entries. Contest ends when I give out my 5 BP
You could try posting stuff like gay porn and stuff as a joke but I don’t think it would win. Well I never watched gay porn.. BUT please stick to having females in the videos? Also the lesbian stuff so far hasn’t been much help. Oh yeah, and trolling allowed because you all are at your best when you can post however you want!
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 4:56AM||View Mister Pugs's Profile | #|
how do you feel about male reproductive organgirls.
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 5:11AM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
Those animated things don’t work out either Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 5:28AM||View Mister Pugs's Profile | #|
Sexy Sperm Tiger
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 5:34AM||View Peregrine's Profile | #|
Maybe some clbumy softcore will help.
Or some post coital cleaning?
Perhaps some punk tattooed teens will help.
This striptease has a special place in my… pants?
Who knows, maybe you’re more in the mood for some good old hentai.
Maybe even some weird alien sex!
There is of course the final crazy solution of hanging out at some completely unsexy place until you blueball yourself enough to actually be in the mood. Never hurts to lay off of it for a bit Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 6:15AM||View Dunatis's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 6:53AM||View Chuck Diesel's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 08/03/2010 3:07PM||View Adapt's Profile | #|