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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

HERS THE STORY BEHIND THIS ALL:

Things aren’t going too awesome with the ladies, and I don’t want to try to get with any right now because idk all the girls on base are ugly or ****s or lesbians and I don’t feel like going out to the city because its all ghetto and everything

So I decided to watch porn.

MY PROBLEM IS… nothing gets me in the mood as much as I would hope. I’ve tried it all, skinny, sorta chubby but big boobies make them seem less thick, asian, white, blond, redhead, EVEN WATCHED ONE WITH A black GIRL.. Not much helps! Sorta skinny (but not stick-status), bespectacled, small to idk C cup mammary glands redheads are the best so far.

Anyway, giving a BP to each video link helps me out with this little problem. 5 BPs to spend, so 5 winning entries. Contest ends when I give out my 5 BP

You could try posting stuff like gay porn and stuff as a joke but I don’t think it would win. Well I never watched gay porn.. BUT please stick to having females in the videos? Also the lesbian stuff so far hasn’t been much help. Oh yeah, and trolling allowed because you all are at your best when you can post however you want!

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