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Feature I Am A Hacker
Poll: Is this how you talk like hackers?
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I am proud to have lots of hardware shoved up my computer


UnBAN ME NOW

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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

squeak squeak

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

YO WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM YOU BE RUNNIN

I RUN VMS


sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

A Hacker, you say? We had a few Hackers back in Philadelphia. I used to run around with Donny Hacker when I was a youngster. They were a nice family.


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An Hero

Avatar: An Hero's Avatar

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

you look like a p cool guy – wanna be friends and can you help me with my algebra homework? Log in to see images!

Nobody Owens

Avatar: 234154 2010-04-08 03:40:01 -0400

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

The dead people didn’t have computers. The closest I’ve ever been to a hacker was when I dug up the Indigo Man’s grave.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

OK…

And what’s your favourite programming language?


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BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

Physics Posted:

OK…

And what’s your favourite programming language?

bumembler


twinArmagedd-
ons

Avatar: 236257 2010-05-14 08:17:06 -0400

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

iif ii were you, ii wouldnt be 2o quiick two call my2elf a hacker

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

bumMEMBER LOL


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I drink because I am not getting enouch vegetables in my diet. Perhaps some Celery might help me.Log in to see images!


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mutantwarrior

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
2

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

1337 5peak u5e 1t

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

mutantwarrior Posted:

1337 5peak u5e 1t

kill yourself fine upstanding member of society

UnitedCheese-
cake

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

mutantwarrior Posted:

1337 5peak u5e 1t

I was gonna make a snarky and offensive comment about hackers and leetspeak, but then realised shoving a running chainsaw up my bum would be a better waste of my time.


It ain’t flashy, ain’t crashy, but it sure is fun.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

UnitedCheesecake Posted:

I was gonna make a snarky and offensive comment about hackers and leetspeak, but then realised shoving a running chainsaw up my bum would be a better waste of my time.

Sweet tar baby of christ, the neophyte reeks strong in this one.

I hope I will be there for the day (most likely this Thursday) when this poor guy up and realizes that the only folks worth trolling left three years ago.

But I imagine between now and then I will grow disenfranchised and leave the site again for a year.


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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪

dobnits Posted:

the only folks worth trolling left three years ago.

ET and JB?


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TwoOneThree

Avatar: Server Hacker
7

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

im hacking the mainframe

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Bacchus Posted:

ET and JB?

ET and JB were never worth trolling, we just did it anyway.


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here


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TwoOneThree

Avatar: Server Hacker
7

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

why do i distinctly remember a time when weird al was entertaining

is something wrong with me

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