Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion
Pumpkin HELP WANTED

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

The Ultimate Warlord Posted:

Check.

Excellent.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

was Posted:

You are all now officially appointed to the positions you posted. With the exception of Crinkzpipe, because that position is reserved for Lee_Harvey_Oswald. Do you want to be Chief of Hypercolor Shirts?

Thank you kind sir. Our bureau is currently working hard in order to make this community a much safer, more quiet place.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Sneaky27 Posted:

I would like to apply for Drug Czar.

I will co-ordinate efforts with you as I have much experience in this field.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I will co-ordinate efforts with you as I have much experience in this field.

I can not confirm that any part of this administration is involved in the use or trafficking of drugs. I am taking personal responsibility in researching the matter. You know how the saying goes, drive around back this time and watch out for the garbage can, its loud.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Adapt Posted:

I can not confirm that any part of this administration is involved in the use or trafficking of drugs. I am taking personal responsibility in researching the matter. You know how the saying goes, drive around back this time and watch out for the garbage can, its loud.

Quite.

I hope the position of Head of Hellish and Satanic Issues isn’t taken.

Mr A Zirapha-
le

Avatar: 224318 2010-01-07 10:17:40 -0500

Level 1 Re-Re

Then I want to be Head of Heavenly and Godly Issues Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

was Posted:

You are all now officially appointed to the positions you posted. With the exception of Crinkzpipe, because that position is reserved for Lee_Harvey_Oswald. Do you want to be Chief of Hypercolor Shirts?

Hm, could be interestinsg…

Teh Cezar Posted:

I want to be Head of the Team Fortress 2 Comission.

I bet you are a horrible TF2 player.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Mr A Ziraphale Posted:

Then I want to be Head of Heavenly and Godly Issues Log in to see images!

I think that spot should be reserved for Lucinda Sherwood.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 03/26/2010 6:27PM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Chief Meteorologist.

Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Applying for chief of wordplay.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Applying for Chief Pokemon Habitat Maintenance.

I believe I’ll be perfect for this job because I’ve been studying the habits and actions of Pokemon my entire life.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

Applying for Chief Pokemon Habitat Maintenance.

I believe I’ll be perfect for this job because I’ve been studying the habits and actions of Pokemon my entire life.

I believe that since I am now Secretary of Pokemon this falls under my jurisdiction, so I will let you have the job.

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

so who wants to start my first affair with me

Mr A Zirapha-
le

Avatar: 224318 2010-01-07 10:17:40 -0500

Level 1 Re-Re

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I think that spot should be reserved for Lucinda Sherwood.

But… but… Log in to see images!

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Position Applied For:

Chief Kaiser in charge of Kaisers and all subjects of Imperial Germany…..Kaisers.

Qualifications:

My moustache shall be my resume.

Log in to see images!

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Dirty Birdy Posted:

so who wants to start my first affair with me

Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Dirty Birdy Posted:

so who wants to start my first affair with me

As the head of the Division of Mediocrity, I can promise it will be the most tolerable moment of your life. And when we’re done, you’ll look into my eyes and say “We just had sex.” And I’ll agree and go eat some Cheetos or something.

Pandabrother

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Streetsweeper!

Taken? I hope notLog in to see images!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I will co-ordinate efforts with you as I have much experience in this field.

Excellent! We can never have too many experienced smuggler officers of the law involved in controlling eliminating the drug trade. Together we will eliminate all of the competition drug traffickers and deliver a save market home to our addicts constituents!

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!