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Pumpkin HELP WANTED

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

sure why not it could be fun

As Program Recruiter, I strongly support this applicant and will be conducting her “interview” myself.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

I would enjoy being the head of the division of mediocrity.

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

OrsonScottCard Posted:

As Program Recruiter, I strongly support this applicant and will be conducting her “interview” myself.

oh oh oh I can’t wait oh what should I wear do I need to bring any thing with me to this “interview”

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I would enjoy being the head of the division of mediocrity.

I can vouch that he is very mediocre.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Official boomerang fish thrower.

Fie edited this message on 03/26/2010 10:41AM

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Can I be the Secretary of Racism?

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I want to be Head of the Team Fortress 2 Comission.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

You are all now officially appointed to the positions you posted. With the exception of Crinkzpipe, because that position is reserved for Lee_Harvey_Oswald. Do you want to be Chief of Hypercolor Shirts?

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

I’d like to be appointed as…what else? Ultimate Warlord, of course!

Something in finance Log in to see images!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Raffle Ticket Posted:

Something in finance Log in to see images!

I nominate you for official masturbator. Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

megazeroexe Posted:

I nominate you for official masturbator. Log in to see images!

That’s reserved for Shii and his dog male reproductive organ.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

The Ultimate Warlord Posted:

I’d like to be appointed as…what else? Ultimate Warlord, of course!

Dude. Dude.

Head of devastating weaponry here.

Without me you are nothing.

Nothing.

That said, presuming you have a healthy disregard for human life, we are going to make an excellent team.

King Krimson edited this message on 03/26/2010 4:18PM

Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

woof

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Chief Eugenicist

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

King Krimson Posted:

That said, presuming you have a healthy disregard for human life, [/i]we are going to make an excellent team.[i]

Check.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I would like to apply for Drug Czar.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fie Posted:

Official boomerang fish thrower.

oh good, we have been looking to fill that one forever, its one of the most important positions you know.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK ROBOT

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Submitting my application for Head of the Ministry of Bacon.

Qualifications: I just ate a plate of bacon, it was delicious.

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