This will work with most of them I’d imagine; as long as you got some kind of curvature close to the top and the mouth is wide enough with the lid off you should be in business.

Now all you need is a couple tube socks, a couple rubber gloves, and a couple good rubber bands (or even just one of each in a pinch). You wrap the mouth of that sock around the mouth of the bottle and place her down in there. Leave at least a couple inches cuffed on the outside. Repeat with a second sock over top. Fill it 1/2-3/4 with hot water. (Your socks get wet but oh well, you’ll probably want to wash them after this anyway.) Now do the same with each glove as you did with the socks, rubberbanding each one tight to the contour of the bottle as you do and presto… all you need now is a generous amount of lotion.

Known issue:

Pressure building up. It’ll start puffing up the outside part of the glove. You can kind of work that bubble out with your hands but that’s when you’re going to develop a little leakage. (If you rubberband it good you should have zero leakage before that.) It isn’t necessarily a bad thing, if you got enough sock on the outside it absorbs most of it, and a little extra wetness only adds to the overall experience imho. You could somehow resolve this problem by cutting a hole for a pressure valve at the bottom of the bottle, but then you’d ruin your bottle and run into other problems. I suppose if you were crafty enough you could make a valve that closes up, but all in all you should be able to work around this issue with without it interfering too much.

yeah i’m not gonna read all that sorry about your thread

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Sounds very interesting…but I’ll pbum for now. Maybe if I get really lonely.

are you implying that you are ever not lonely

because if so you are a dirty liar

Parlok Posted:

I’ll stick with my fleshlight thx

I’ll stick with your mom.

you forgot to explain exactly what it is you are making