heirloom Posted:

Bubba Ho-Tep

“I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful. “

Howl’s Moving Castle

“The issue is not whether you’re paranoid, Lenny…The issue is whether you’re paranoid enough.”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Strange Days

“When two hunters go after the same prey, they usually end up shooting each other in the back. And we don’t want to shoot each other in the back.”

For a Few Dollars More.

“If you hold back anything, I’ll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything, I’ll kill ya. In fact, you’re gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I’ve just said? Cause if you dont, Ill kill ya! Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.”

Hot Pho Posted:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

“The poop will boil through the glaze. We’ll never be able to use the dinner service again.”

Withnail and I.

“Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?”

Hot Pho Posted:

”This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic ****s who thought their bum aged like wine.”

“If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince.”

Mazzon Posted:

Pulp Fiction.

“If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince.”

Labyrinth. (yes, I can both spell AND type!)

“Why are there people like Frank? Why is there so much trouble in this world?”

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

Blue Velvet

“Oh, **** you! **** you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pbum the buck. I’m the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”

You sound like an bumhole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You’re here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn’t here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what’s basically a monkey’s job. You push ****ing bumons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You’re so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a ****ty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay’s got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we’re so advanced. Well, if we’re so ****ing advanced, what are we doing working here?”

Clerks

How about:

All the people that were working here are dead.

Well, that isn’t stopping them from walking around.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Resident Evil.

“Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies?”

Shaun of the dead

O: Do you want to be my girlfriend?

E: O, I’m not a girl.

O: Oh. Well, do you want to go steady or not?

UnlimitedTyyppi Posted:

Let the Right one in

Her´s one:

So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I’m talking about a scorched earth, ****! I will mbumacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!

Tropic Thunder

Archie, slap him, send him to school, ‘cause I can’t take no more of this.

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

RocknRolla

Do you have a car, I have *a van*, lets go!

Van wilder

There are no seasons in the American supermarket. Now there are tomatoes all year round, grown halfway around the world, picked when it was green, and ripened with ethylene gas. Although it looks like a tomato, it’s kind of a notional tomato. I mean, it’s the idea of a tomato.

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Wrong! Try again.

Do you have a car, I have *a van*, lets go!

Slacker.

“There are no seasons in the American supermarket. Now there are tomatoes all year round, grown halfway around the world, picked when it was green, and ripened with ethylene gas. Although it looks like a tomato, it’s kind of a notional tomato. I mean, it’s the idea of a tomato.”