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Whores [NSFW] Feeling naughty, I wanna see male reproductive organs mammary glands and stuff

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MOD EDIT: Added NSFW in thread title!


This will be a short and basic contest.

With the Orange refund I have too much brownies for my needs.

I’m willing to give a total of 150 BPs.

Here’s how it works :

– Pic of your erect male reproductive organ with ”Log in to see images! j4zz 4d” written on it = 20 BPs

– Bonus for jizz or at least pregreat times = +10 BPs

Since I don’t want to segregate and tend to bat for both teams, sisters can participate too.

– mammary glands or vagoo with ”Log in to see images! j4zz 4d” written on it = 20 BPs

– Bonus for showing face atop mammary glands or vagoo (so much sexier) = +10 BPs

* Additional rules *

– No photoshopping

– Flacid male reproductive organs depress me. It’s not a male reproductive organ it it ain’t erect.

– mammary glands have nipples. If you don’t see the nipples it ain’t a boob pic.

– Vagoo has lips. Don’t even try bull****ting me with pubis / low waist shots.

– If pic really makes me wet you may get bonus BPs.

I really hope to get turned on. Do your best/worst. The contest ends when I have spent 150 BPs on it.

Here’s a pic as a helper for you tired guys (and girls). Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

J4zz 4d Posted:

- mammary glands have nipples. If you don’t see the nipples it ain’t a boob pic

J4zz 4d Posted:

Log in to see images!

Broke your own rule Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

J4zz 4d Posted:

– mammary glands have nipples. If you don’t see the nipples it ain’t a boob pic.

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Edit: ninja’d

mterek edited this message on 03/01/2010 9:36PM

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

This is true, as a consequence I’m not gonna give myself any BP.

Bad girl me.

J4zz 4d edited this message on 03/01/2010 9:37PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

J4zz 4d Posted:

MOD EDIT: Added NSFW in thread title!


This will be a short and basic contest.

With the Orange refund I have too much brownies for my needs.

I’m willing to give a total of 150 BPs.

Here’s how it works :

– Pic of your erect male reproductive organ with ”Log in to see images! j4zz 4d” written on it = 20 BPs

– Bonus for jizz or at least pregreat times = +10 BPs

Since I don’t want to segregate and tend to bat for both teams, sisters can participate too.

– mammary glands or vagoo with ”Log in to see images! j4zz 4d” written on it = 20 BPs

– Bonus for showing face atop mammary glands or vagoo (so much sexier) = +10 BPs

* Additional rules *

– No photoshopping

– Flacid male reproductive organs depress me. It’s not a male reproductive organ it it ain’t erect.

– mammary glands have nipples. If you don’t see the nipples it ain’t a boob pic.

– Vagoo has lips. Don’t even try bull****ting me with pubis / low waist shots.

– If pic really makes me wet you may get bonus BPs.

I really hope to get turned on. Do your best/worst. The contest ends when I have spent 150 BPs on it.

Here’s a pic as a helper for you tired guys (and girls). Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Nice start!

Quoting for you for toxx

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

id rather get more pics than bp

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2010-03-04 02:36:45 -0500
17

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

(20BP for a picture + 10 in bonus) < ($5 BP pack), so basically you’re looking for a 5-dollar camwhore?

On the other hand… no physical contact and anonymity makes it essentially free BP for taking a picture… with that in mind, let’s make things interesting – here’s my counter offer.

Double the number of BP on offer (to 60BP), and provide a full nude of yourself via tubmail (face, nipples, vagoo, everything visible from head to toe) then to the best of my ability I’ll copy your pose and level of nudity and post a picture of that.

With the following caveats:

1. I reserve the right to completely half-bum copying your pose -don’t expect yoga positions- or disregard it completely. (If I can, I’ll copy it. This is here so that I don’t have to stretch past the bounds of my flexibility or copy a position I deem inherently demeaning)

2. My face won’t, in any event, be visible. Nor will anything else in the picture that might identify me. Or much in the way of background, just in case something recognisable is there.

3. To confirm that the picture you send is of yourself, write my username either on yourself or on a clearly visible, (and clearly real) sign, and don’t obscure any ‘interesting’ parts of the picture with either ink or signage.

4. The picture you send me may be posted on Flamebate or other forums, forwarded to other people via tubmail, email or snail mail, printed on a billboard, tattooed onto the back of a pig, or incorporated into a full page advert to be placed in a major magazine of my choice (the last one is unlikely; advertising is expensive, but you take my point – no guarantees that it stays private)

5. Also no guarantees that you’ll find anything worth looking at here. Of the two stereotype geek body types, I’m the skinny kind – not at all fat, not a whole lot of muscle either. I know enough of male reproductive organ-related statistics that I’m not insecure in that regard, but I also know it’s not particularly special.

6. In the event that I wake up tomorrow feeling much less sleep deprived, I reserve the right to take no further action on this. If you’ve already leapt at my offer and sent BP/a picture then I’ll return the BP and keep the picture private, but I hereby disclaim all responsibility for carrying through on posting a picture unless I choose to keep your BP. In short, don’t toxx me bro.

I bumume this clause is allowed… if toxx is for failing to do what you said you would, then including “and I might change my mind and not do it” in your original post surely means that’s part of what you’d said you would do. I’m not specifically intending to change my mind, but I’m aware that it’s quite late right now and my mind might change itself while I sleep.

So… yeah. Those are my terms. Feel free to try and haggle I guess, or accept my sweet sweet counteroffer.

/longpost

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

or you could just not do the contest. I think that would be easier for everyone.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Adapt Posted:

id rather get more pics than bp

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Also, just to clarify, you’re over 18 right?

I really don’t need (another) “solicitation of a minor” charge. Log in to see images!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Unfortunately, this one seems fake.

Log in to see images!

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Inconnu Posted:

Unfortunately, this one seems fake.

Log in to see images!

Oh, Internet. Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

scandalous Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Shocked, appalled and now well slightly better rested.

I think I’m taking Adapt’s advice on this one.

... well there’s a sentence I never expected to see.

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

That girl is adorable, whoever she is.Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Do I need to post it here or tubmail it to you?

Teh Cezar edited this message on 03/02/2010 3:12PM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

man-man Posted:

... well there’s a sentence I never expected to see.

Guess you don’t normally follow reason or something. s’cool I guess.

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Teh Cezar Posted:

Do I need to post it here or tubmail it to you?

do both and u get ur BPs.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Adapt Posted:

Guess you don’t normally follow reason or something. s’cool I guess.

I just live my life making one illogical decision after another. Literally nothing I have ever done has made any sort of sense. Clearly what I need is to have you provide a guiding light of reason for all my future choices Log in to see images!

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