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Request [HUGE SPOILER WARNING] ITT: Post your final according to your alignment (building a wiki article)

OverclockedJ-
esus

Avatar: 16071 2010-02-06 15:55:38 -0500
19

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Unaligned/Neutral: Unlocks RWOX CVDK OAAX

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

The only one I care about is…
Does this mean you never met Doctor O?

ALL YOUR BAS-
E ARE BELONG-
TO US

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 61 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

What exactly do you guys mean it unlocks a character?

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Oh,they don’t unlock a character.They simply get a peen with a characters image on it (mild spoilers)alignment and attack they used to finish off the boss forum
spartadude edited this message on 02/15/2010 9:26AM

Flaming Alch-
emist

Avatar: 68873 Sat Dec 06 04:27:05 -0500 2008
14

Level 69 Troll

An opportunist: I pounce on Chance!

Only one I haven’t seen an ending spoiler for is Neutral-Unaligned. Anyone wanna share what happens in that ending?

grinsen

Avatar: 81597 Sun Dec 14 02:08:47 -0500 2008
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Unaligned/Neutral: Unlocks RWOX CVDK OAAX

For your last move, you run the Gatecrasher program. You open the floodgates, exposing Shallow Esophagus to its highly interested competitors.

With full access to Sentrillion’s most protected data, the swarm of Geronimo employees grab whatever info they can before Sentrillion’s engineers have a chance to patch up their security breach.

The Geronimo brbum are very pleased about the outcome, and you’re paid handsomely for your efforts.

Now, with Shallow Esophagus exposed like a blonde turtle flipped on its back, bits of and pieces of the technology behind it start showing up everywhere.

Geronimo comes out with its own fairly buggy version of an AI; a couple of Geronimo’s hackers come out with their own open-source version that works great but nobody uses; and even a couple of former Sentrillion VPs come out with an alternative AI themselves called “Nìot” — apparently pronounced “neat” — though it’s widely panned by critics for spewing out irrelevant data and failing to recognize its own existence.

As for Sentrillion itself, after a bit of downtime, the “Einstein” project (as it came to be called) continues moving forward.

You keep an interested eye on it throughout its lifespan; it becomes a fairly successful venture for the search giant.

After several years, it becomes so entrenched into Sentrillion’s products that nobody even notices whether there’s an AI there or not. It just becomes “the Internet” to most casual surfers, although the competition keeps it from becoming a monopoly.

In general, AI-bumisted search is a pretty good business, but it’s generally not as profitable as AI-bumisted porn.

Online gaming becomes much more interesting though: You can interact with truly intelligent NPCs that respond to you in real time, essentially making up a unique story as you go along. Games that you thought were pre-scripted are generated on the fly.

In fact, the line between reality and virtual reality becomes so blurred, you almost grow nostalgic for your days of pwning forums, which was the last “real” experience you can remember.

Imagine that.

You even start to think you should get a customized t-shirt to commemorate the whole thing. And you can get a really cool one right now at zazzle.com/forumwarz! Nìot, huh?

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

The only one I care about is…
Does this mean you never met Doctor O?


He died, so he was real. I think any of the Episode I characters who questioned the XSS attack were real – Doctor O, and haxlrose for example. Anonymous was probably also real.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’m laughing internally at everyone who’s trying to guess who was and wasn’t a Shallow alt, and who also was NOT in the Beta testing.

Because before certain changes which I suggested (specifically, the final boss thread) there was ONLY the list of people in the sTalk portion who were confirmed.
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