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How would you prefer to die?
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Post the most inventive/clever way you’d like to die.
I’d like to be set on fire in a wheelchair, have my arms cut off, and smashed to death by a giant concrete divider. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 4:34PM |
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Riding an atom bomb into an erupting volcano, during a thunder storm. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 4:42PM |
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Having my heart ripped out by an Aztec priest while receiving a blowjob from the priest’s daughter. During a thunder storm. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 4:52PM |
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****ing your mom. During a thunderstorm. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 4:55PM |
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OrsonScottCard Posted:
how old is she |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 5:00PM |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 5:17PM |
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naked lady avalanche
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 5:36PM |
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In my sleep, during a thunderstorm. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 5:59PM |
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
My death By CrinkzPipe
I laid down that night, tired and not feeling well. As I drifted off to sleep, my body began to shut down. Lightning flashed, rain splashed against the roof of the house. My heartbeat slowed, my breathing stopped, and as a strike of thunder hit, my spirit was gone leaving it’s empty shell behind. |
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| Posted On: 02/07/2010 6:01PM |
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IM ALREADY DYING FOR LEBENSRAUM YOU ****ING PIGS |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:14AM |
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as you can see thunderstorms make everything more dramatic. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:29AM |
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Jacking off to Evil Trout scat pictures while have a 20ft copper dildo sticking out my bumhole. In a thunderstorm
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:31AM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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In an elaborate coffee table disaster. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:37AM |
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Frank Drebin Posted:
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:40AM |
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Suffocated under a mbumive pile of slimy dog male reproductive organ.
EDIT: in a thunderstorm Shii edited this message on 02/16/2010 4:51AM |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 4:51AM |
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The cool wind starts to pick up as I walk down the sidewalk. I whistle a cheery tune as I close my eyes. I’ve been down this road a thousand times, I feel safe here. My one whistle turns into two, and then three. Soon there’s a whole chorus of whistles accompanying me. Confused I turn around to see a five men of about 19 years, carrying baseball bats, brbum knuckles and a stapler. “Halloween was months ago, and Big wasn’t even one of Tom Hanks’ better movies,” I say, remarking on the absurdity of the size of clothing they wear. The one in the front, with sweat pouring down his brow says, “I know what you did to those children, bumhole!” Within seconds they’re upon me. I can feel every enraged blow and staple piercing as I fall to my knees. I try to put up more of a fight at crotch level, but it’s to no avail. Their testicles have been hardened by their sheer rage and lust for vengeance. I’m left no choice but to lift my head and cry out. “Please stop! This is not fun for me!” This seems to tug on their heart strings a bit because they retreat. The one taking up the rear trips on a crack in the sidewalk. I laugh, but I’m in too much pain. I fall to my back. I’m dying. With my final breath I say, “Well, it could be worse. It could be raining.” Then I hear it. CRACK! A thunderstorm was upon us. Then I release my bowels because **** the police. Clean up my ****, you pigs. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 5:14AM |
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In a thunderstorm. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 7:42AM |
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In an epic confrontation with my nemesis.
In a thunderstorm. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 8:02AM |
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I’d rather live forever. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 10:43AM |
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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
But I’d rather STILL live forever through many thunderstorms before becoming one myself. |
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| Posted On: 02/16/2010 10:44AM |
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