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Whores [CONTEST] Be my friend, lure me, win 10BPs + a pretty naked pic

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i’d take you to dinner then we’d go for a walk and end up back at one of our places and watch tv

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’m quite happy with my wife, but I hope you can find someone who you honestly like, and who treats you well.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

roses are red

violets are blue

i will **** you with a rake

MagusDiablo

Avatar: 111037 Thu Feb 05 18:28:16 -0500 2009
23

Level 69 Troll

I'm taking FlameBate as my playfield

My male reproductive organ is bigger than a can of beer. Log in to see images!

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Well, oh gosh, I dunno. I know God doesn’t approve of same-sex couples, but if he did, I would invite you out to dinner. It would be a nice place, but not to fancy or expensive. I would take you home, walk you to your door and ask you out again.

IF you said yes, our second date would be a bit more romantic, perhaps on a boat or a beach(too cliché?) where we could be alone and talk more, after we were finished I would do the same as the first date, asking you out on a third.

The third date would probably be dinner and a movie, but when I take you home, I would attempt to kiss you at the door. If you weren’t too creeped out by it, we would start to hang out more.

A poem I made for you. Log in to see images!

Oh, bananageddon, you are like that site of flash puzzle games on the net.

the best.

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I’ve never been too good with poetry.

ZoDa

Avatar: 92205 Mon Feb 16 13:10:34 -0500 2009
10

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I love you so much that I would let you suck my male reproductive organ and great times on your pretty face.

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MagusDiablo

Avatar: 111037 Thu Feb 05 18:28:16 -0500 2009
23

Level 69 Troll

I'm taking FlameBate as my playfield

Well, as I have man mammary glands, I can write your name in them anytime you want!

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MagusDiablo Posted:

Well, as I have man mammary glands, I can write your name in them anytime you want!

this is relevant to my interests.

MagusDiablo

Avatar: 111037 Thu Feb 05 18:28:16 -0500 2009
23

Level 69 Troll

I'm taking FlameBate as my playfield

And, the best part: no need for BP if I won. I’m not a manwhore. I do it for pleasure Log in to see images!

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MagusDiablo Posted:

And, the best part: no need for BP if I won. I’m not a manwhore. I do it for pleasure Log in to see images!

feel free to post your mammary glands here whenever you wish. Hope they are big enough for the whole ‘bananageddon’ writing.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Hi Log in to see images!

Jesus of Sub-
urbia

Avatar: Ashtray
3

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Post reserved for a special surprise…for a special girl Log in to see images!

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

If I was on death row and minutes away from being executed and the governor called and said “Sorry can’t grant you a pardon but if you want you can have one last sexual encounter before you die. We sent over the cheapest prostitute we could find have fun.” and then Bananageddon came in and was like “Are you ready?” I would say “blaarrrghghffrghhhllllbllllghrhggfff (thats the sound of me throwing up) holy **** kill me now.”

I am saying I’d rather die than bumociate anything sexual with you.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

you are like a yam: sweet and a vegetable. i think it is safe to say i won.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

I would let you gargle my nuts but only in a purely medicinal way, as I hear listerine is good for combating herpes outbreaks and that **** is raging down there right now.

Or is it warts that listerine is good for. Cause I’ve got those too. It’s been an epic 5 year battle for control of my ballsack.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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I also have a real copy of this hung up in my room, thus it has been prophetic. If you don’t like the genders, I can be a girl for you. Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I’ll be winning this in about four days or so. In the meantime for my money this will be a very short friendwhoring contest.

Oh and bananageddon I wouldn’t worry too much about the haters.

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

You make me wish that i was gay so that we could become really good friends because You wouldn’t be threatened by me because i wouldn’t be all like, trying to sleep with You all the time and then we could go out and have fun and say things like

honey you shouldn’t be wearing that your ankles are too thick and who put on your makeup the governor of ny? (cause he’s blind)

and then we’d laugh and sip our gin and tonics but i’d have one too many gin and tonic and you would help me to my couch and i’d be all like oh you are such a good friend i wish there was guys like You that i could sleep with and marry but there aren’t any guys like that are there boohoo

and You would console me and i’d cry on Your shoulder and one thing would lead to another and then we’d be kissing and it would be heaven and confusing at the same time because i know that i’m gay but You’re a girl but this feels so good so right so NOW

and then the next morning we would go buy some morning-after pills and we would never speak of it again especially the part where i cried for 45 minutes after

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I’m not really good at selling myself, and, as most people who know me around here will tell you I generally don’t go talking about how awesome I am. However, I try to be a genuine and kind person. I will listen to you, and support whatever you’re into. I will defend you no matter what. I will laugh with you, cry with you, and go to whatever lengths to make sure you’re happy. That’s what an e-friend is for. Also, I come with great references. Log in to see images!

I’m going to leave with this – http://www.mediafire.com/?3khotn5zjmg

it’s an artistic piece I did to express my feelings.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

So bananageddon, what are you about? What’s important to you?

I don’t make friends with just anyone you know Log in to see images!

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