If I was on death row and minutes away from being executed and the governor called and said “Sorry can’t grant you a pardon but if you want you can have one last sexual encounter before you die. We sent over the cheapest prostitute we could find have fun.” and then Bananageddon came in and was like “Are you ready?” I would say “blaarrrghghffrghhhllllbllllghrhggfff (thats the sound of me throwing up) holy **** kill me now.”

I am saying I’d rather die than bumociate anything sexual with you.