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Evil Trout Ruin the above poster's wish!!

The Serised

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.

“You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank.”

So here’s my wish. I wish Santa was real.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

santa raped you as a child and now you must live with the horrible trauma.

The Serised

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Make a wish now.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

I wish you were dead

Carolina_Cut-
ie

Avatar: Teen Girl
3

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

I Got Screwed By PooDiddy And LOVED it!

The Serised dies and then gets reincarnated as a ruthless killer who hunts you down and slowly takes out his/her vengeance.

I wish we could all live in peace and harmony. Log in to see images! Carolina_Cutie edited this message on 03/27/2008 6:06PM

stab my hear-
t because yo-
ure bored

Avatar: stab my heart because youre bored's Avatar
4

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

i wish i was dead Log in to see images!

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

(ignoring stabs post, replying to cuties…Log in to see images!

World peace and harmony is achieved… after a world wide blight wipes out every human on the planet.

I wish I had gone to that party with that girl.

Vince Russo

Avatar: Vince Russo's Avatar
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

you meet her 10 years later have wild sex and walk away with a sense of accomplishment…. and crabs.

I wish I could watch Ru Paul enjoy Ron Paul in a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their head.

xl0vexr0ckx

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

you watch that and fall in and u die a horrible death

i wish you would all IM me on aim at xl0vexr0ckx

(ps the o’s are zeros)

xl0vexr0ckx edited this message on 03/27/2008 8:56PM

Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

2,000,000 people attempt to AIM you at once, and your computer explodes, driving shards of screen through your eyes and into your brain.

I wish people liked me.

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

Escher Posted:

I wish people liked me.

people like you so much that you can no longer leave your house without being stalked by creeps and perverts.

i wish i was king of the world.

Carolina_Cut-
ie

Avatar: Teen Girl
3

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

I Got Screwed By PooDiddy And LOVED it!

doh! never mind — blond moment.

Carolina_Cutie edited this message on 03/27/2008 8:45PM

DingleDonkBe-
rry

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

GODDAMNIT!!

You become the king of the world… then the Titanic sinks. And you drown.

I wish that the judge will find me innocent

DingleDonkBerry edited this message on 03/27/2008 8:47PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Even the JUDGE wants to enjoy your bum.

I wish this thread could be me made of even MORE fail.

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I posted.

I wish the painful rectal itch would stop.

Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

It does… when your bum falls off.

I wish my submission was at the top of Forumbuildr this week.

xl0vexr0ckx

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

it goes to the top, then everyone come to kill you

i wish you would all **** me

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You accidentally post your bank account number, your social insurance number and credit card numbers, all with corresponding P.I.Ns.

And because the rest of us are low life ethically depraved ****male reproductive organs…You are now pretty much ****ed.

I wish i had a sandwich.

Elwood Moose edited this message on 03/27/2008 10:27PM

KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You have a sandwich—a turd sandwich.

I wish I was straight.

Vince Russo

Avatar: Vince Russo's Avatar
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

sorry they cant fix that even in pretend world.

wish that Natalie would send me some moar pics.

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