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I come for a sleep-over and we get none!
I wish I wasn’t sleeping alone tonight. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 2:10AM |
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You’re sleeping between these furries: Log in to see images!
I wish he loved me instead of her. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 3:00AM |
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It turns out he is a pedophile and you have to bail him out of jail. I wish I was a pirate. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 12:54PM |
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You download a German subtitle version of Mr. McGoriums Magical Emporium, and are busted by the RCMP for piracy.
I wish the voices would stop. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 3:27PM |
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The voices stop, only to come back as a choir that sings all your thoughts
I wish my flezz was real money |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 3:34PM |
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Some street thug stabs you and steals all your flezz. I wish I had a big Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 6:33PM |
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I don’t see any roosters here – you’ll just have to settle for having a giant male reproductive organ.
I wish it was March 29th, 2008. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 6:37PM |
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It is. And for you, it’s always going to be march 29th, 2008. Every day of your miserable life, you will relive today again and again. And don’t think you can suicide out. Oh-ho-ho, no. You are getting the groundhog day from hell, plus ten. Oh, and you get raped by a furry at 5:00 sharp every day. No exceptions.
I wish for this wish to be a wish. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 6:51PM |
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It is officialy the lamest wish ever.
I wish I had remembered to buy coffee today. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:23PM |
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You remember to buy coffee, but the coffee store is having a shortage of coffee. All they have is cups of **** mixed with warm water. You buy the **** in water and feel more energized than coffee makes you. You resolve to have the hot water **** every day, since it’s more energizing and tastes better, too.
I wish I had high-speed internet. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 8:10PM |
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I wish I had high-speed internet.
I wish I had high-speed internet. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 11:29PM |
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You both get your wish. However, “internet” was loosely defined by your service provider and all you can access are Nigerian Money scams
I wish I had a time machine. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 11:51PM |
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You get a pocket watch.
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 11:55PM |
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Starfang_42 Posted:
You do, but upon using it you turn into a newt.
I wish I didn’t know that there was such a thing as clown or mime porn.
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| Posted On: 03/30/2008 12:30PM |
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We lobotomize you. You forget all about it.
I wish I hadn’t run out of my medz this morning.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/30/2008 12:36PM |
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pOOpey Posted:
Well they could be Christian furries
Will that ruin it for you? |
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| Posted On: 03/30/2008 12:36PM |
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| Posted On: 03/30/2008 12:43PM |
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Mortanius Posted:
You are fired form your job, your family all die, and your friends disown you, leaving you penniless and so very very alone.. .. You now have all the time in the world.
I wish I had Carmen Electra in my basement, tied to my hot water heater. |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 12:11PM |
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Elwood Moose Posted:
After a long night of drinking with your buddies, you decide to go on a walk. You stumble across Carmen Electra, tied up in the back of a van. You take her home and tie her up to the hot water heater in your basement, not realizing until too late that she’s dead. Been that way a long time, too, from the smell of her. The smell sets the neighbor’s dogs to barking which brings in the cops, who find the dead Ms. Electra and haul you off to prison where you spend the rest of your life being pbumed around like so much meat.
I wish I was more creative. |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 12:21PM |
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You wake up a creative genius able to come up with a great many inventive and artistic things, but because all your energy is in creativity you don’t even have enough brains to be able to tie your shoe.
I wish I had a cupcake |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 6:01PM |
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