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Evil Trout Ruin the above poster's wish!!

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Natalie is dead.

I wish i had a a good pen.

KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You get a good pen—for killing. You go crazy and kill your family, landing yourself in an insane aslyum in which the male doctors enjoy the **** out of you.

I wish someone gave me a rimjob.

KellySunshine edited this message on 03/27/2008 10:44PM

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

you land employment sandblasting and painting rims on tractor trailers. years later, you develop cancer from breathing in the toxic combination of refined sand, road grime and old paint. Should have worn that respirator, dude.

I wish i could quit you.

Elwood Moose edited this message on 03/27/2008 11:04PM

bobbanana246

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 8 Re-Re

Elwood Moose Posted:

you land employment sandblasting and painting rims on tractor trailers. years later, you develop cancer from breathing in the toxic combination of refined sand, road grime and old paint. Should have worn that respirator, dude.

I wish i could quit you.

uh i dont really get “i wish i could quit you” but…

you quit and get amnesia and go back on what you quit on. then a ****ing ufo comes and zaps you so you learn how to make abetter wish.

i wish i could give myself a blowjob.

Qebafhzn

Avatar: Blue Guitar
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Okay, but you great times toxic waste.

I wish Episode 2 came out now.

Qebafhzn edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:29AM

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Episode 2 comes out… but by coming out, it is really Episode 1 in drag.

I wish the guy who didn’t get my “I wish I could quit you” post gets chosen for the lead role of “Brokeback Mountain.. the musical”.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Elwood Moose Posted:

I wish the guy who didn’t get my “I wish I could quit you” post gets chosen for the lead role of “Brokeback Mountain.. the musical”.

He does. Along with you.

I wish I could control the fabric of time and space.

Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:34AM

Qebafhzn

Avatar: Blue Guitar
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Okay, but it is only the Fabric of Kawtun.

I wish you could have orgies in this game.

Elwood Moose

Avatar: Toilet 2

[AfterHours]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

We can.. unfortunately it is the worlds largest sausage party..and it’s in your living room.

I wish my Log in to see images! Elwood Moose edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:47AM

JEHOVAH IS A-
N ALIEN

Avatar: 30745 2009-10-13 13:16:05 -0400

Level 7 Re-Re

In fulfillment of your wish, there was a horrible error in which you swapped gurneys with a sex rebumignment surgery patient. Well, at least you can’t tell that it’s crooked anymore.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

Qebafhzn

Avatar: Blue Guitar
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You discover you are allergic to rabbits.

I wish trolls weren’t 3/4 of the FW population.

Qebafhzn edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:51AM

Mortanius

Avatar: Mortanius's Avatar
2

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Now they’re 4/4 of the FW population. I hope you’re happy.

I wish I had something better to do

Lolhats

Avatar: Middle Finger

[Generic klan name]

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

you find something better to do: jump off a building onto hard unforgiving concrete.

I wish I could shoop the woop Log in to see images!

Vince Russo

Avatar: Vince Russo's Avatar
7

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

you shoop the woop but fubunk your buchunk in the process. Messy indeed.

I wish I had a bag of jellybeans.

xl0vexr0ckx

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

you get a bag of vomit flavored, poison filled jellybeans and die a long and pinful death

i wish my comera worked so i could post my mammary glands everywhere ;]

Shanty

Avatar: Shanty's Avatar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

It does, but the comera explodes in a shower of bad punctuation and film.

I wish the caek wasn’t a lie.

Shanty edited this message on 03/28/2008 7:20PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

It isn’t a lie. But it’s made out of your puppy.

I wish the next users mom wasn’t so damn ugly.

KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

She isn’t seeing as she has DDs.

I wish all fabulous persons would die.

pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

They do. Seeing as you’ve wished you weren’t one, you die first, and never know you got both wishes.

I wish episode 2 came online next week.

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

It comes online next week but it kills the internet so you are unable to play it

I wish I could get more sleep

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