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Srs Bsns ITT I answer all your questions about living in eastern europe

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I would have made this in cd but then 90% of the questions would not be asked because of the mods. Ask away.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

How is it to receive points from countries at the Eurovision Song Contest?


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
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[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

is your life a story of filth and blood

how many virgins must you give up to your dark lord on a yearly basis

did the soviets improve your life that much because they were pretty bad to you guys


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

i mean thats just what i hear


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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Правда ли, что по Москве гарцуют таджики с балалайками верхом на медведях?


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

is it true that in russia the only food is bowls of cold tears?


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

What is your relation to Borat?


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

y r u succh fabulous persongtosts?

spf357

Avatar: 220601 2009-12-10 16:04:45 -0500
4

[Bronys]

Level 17 Hacker

Obvious piece of **** forum member is obvious...turd. I talk about male reproductive organs.

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No u are


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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Guys, it’s not Russia, it’s Romania (yeah, where those child laborers in Episode 2 are. Actually, there aren’t many child laborers in Romania). And sadly Russia’s a little bit better.

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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whats the difference between russia and any other east european country


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Nicco Posted:

whats the difference between russia and any other east european country

i have no idea tbh


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

will you ever address any of these questions?


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Q: How is it to receive points from countries at the Eurovision Song Contest?

A: P sad, actually. It actually is kind of a big deal around here and I get depressed at around that time of year.

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Q: is your life a story of filth and blood?

A: Totes.

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Q: how many virgins must you give up to your dark lord on a yearly basis?

A: It depends on social clbum. Personally, I am at about 12 per year.

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Q: did the soviets improve your life that much because they were pretty bad to you guys

A: Wasn’t alive for that, but we built them quite a few statues, so I can only imagine we liked them.

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Q: Правда ли, что по Москве гарцуют таджики с балалайками верхом на медведях?

A: Только когда ворона craws в полночь, а кот sours молока.

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Q: is it true that in russia the only food is bowls of cold tears?

A: I wouldn’t know. I am not Russian.

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Q: What is your relation to Borat?

A: He is my cousin.

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Q: y r u succh fabulous persongtosts?

A: Communism.

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Q: whats the difference between russia and any other east european country

A: Size.

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Q: will you ever address any of these questions?

A: yes

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 01/13/2010 5:32PM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Please describe some forms of popular entertainment in your homeland


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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question about living in an easter europe?


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UnknownFuzzy

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Describe everything you like about Eastern Europe and why it is better than every other region. Then describe what you dislike about it, and why it is worse than every other region.


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

what time is it


ilu man

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how East is Eastern Europe?


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