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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Q: How is it to receive points from countries at the Eurovision Song Contest?

A: P sad, actually. It actually is kind of a big deal around here and I get depressed at around that time of year.

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Q: is your life a story of filth and blood?

A: Totes.

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Q: how many virgins must you give up to your dark lord on a yearly basis?

A: It depends on social clbum. Personally, I am at about 12 per year.

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Q: did the soviets improve your life that much because they were pretty bad to you guys

A: Wasn’t alive for that, but we built them quite a few statues, so I can only imagine we liked them.

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Q: Правда ли, что по Москве гарцуют таджики с балалайками верхом на медведях?

A: Только когда ворона craws в полночь, а кот sours молока.

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Q: is it true that in russia the only food is bowls of cold tears?

A: I wouldn’t know. I am not Russian.

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Q: What is your relation to Borat?

A: He is my cousin.

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Q: y r u succh fabulous persongtosts?

A: Communism.

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Q: whats the difference between russia and any other east european country

A: Size.

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Q: will you ever address any of these questions?

A: yes

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 01/13/2010 5:32PM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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