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Fun Contest for 100 BP: Share your New Year's Resolution


Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

With a new year upon us and some spare BP lying around, I have decided to make a blatant e-peen grab help my fellow ForumWarzians…er, ForumWarzers…you guys focus on your goals for the year to come.

The idea is simple: share your New Year’s Resolution for 2010. And none of that “My resolution is not to have a resolution” bull****. It can be in-game or real life, I’m not picky.

The more effort put into explaining it, the better your chances are. Just saying it is fine if that’s all that needs be done, but you can also write a short essay, draw a crappy picture in MS Paint, or anything else you can think of if its something a little more commonplace. If you choose to get creative, it should be not be someone else’s creative, like posting someone else’s artwork or linking to a Youtube video someone else made. Those entries will be summarily ignored.

The winner is the person with the most well-thought out long-term goals and desire to use the New Year to improve themselves. Or the person who makes me laugh the hardest…that works, too. The prize: 100 slightly-stale but perfectly viable Brownie Points that you can use to pre-order the bright, shiny new Episode 3, prank the hell out of someone, or selfishly hoard away like a weird BP miser. The deadline: January 1st rollover (as in the one that takes place the morning of January 1st).

So, um, yeah…free BP. Post away!


Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Well firstly, I´ll promise that I will work really really hard to achieve my veterans of Forumwarz e-peen.

Secondly, however, I will stop both smoking and drinking alcohol daily, halt my usage of cocaine and attempt to not be as addicted to underage porn as I was this year. These are what I call insta-gratification promises when 2010 begins.

Finally I promise to be a little bit better a person than I am now.

UnlimitedTyyppi edited this message on 12/27/2009 3:45PM


Avatar: 209920 2009-12-27 19:42:15 -0500

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

To stop sucking.


Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

To try and conquer the world, just like any other day!


Avatar: Middle Finger


Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

To actually try and buy some brownie points on Forumwarz, which is deprssing as I don’t have a credit card.


Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

I’ll try to enjoy girlz a little less,

but i don’t promise anything


Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400

[The Scrotal Safety-

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

To get a good job.


Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

To have sex. Log in to see images!


Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

to get a blowjob from a hot asian chick


Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

To be more self-confident Log in to see images!

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Jalapeno Boo-

Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

I don’t want to win this contest, but I do have a resolution.

I’m basically going to crowdsource my entire life. I plan to do this by creating a mailing list and sending out a series of polls. I’m dead serious about this, too. I’ll follow up with a contest of my own. Should be fun! Log in to see images!


Avatar: 217288 2010-01-07 16:23:48 -0500

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

i want to level My Gyarados to lvl 100.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-

Level 35 Troll


changin my mind.

My New Years Resolution is to be banned for more than half the year here.

I love you mods Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Indiana Jonas edited this message on 12/27/2009 10:51PM

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I will split my resolution in two: the Forumwarz part and the IRL one.


– I want to find a way, whatever it is, to buy BP. It’s not that I’m fed up with entering ****ty contests for them, but Forumwarz actually is, despite all the jokes about it, a fabulous game. It deserves 10 bucks Log in to see images!

– I want to get to level 35 and become a bit more active on Flamebate. The community is just as awesome as the game.


– It’d be great if I could enjoy myself at the New Year’s Eve party, because it continues next year too Log in to see images!

– Surprisingly, I actually want not to be a complete failure in school. I have some big dreams and I don’t want to ruin them by, say, playing Forumwarz too much.

– I want the OP to realize we’re called ‘Forumwarriorz’...but that’s for this year. I also want him to quote for toxx, because it’s an awesome contest and I could really use 100 BP.

– Stop stealing giraffe erotica. Yeah, of course I’m joking, but at least I made you think how giraffe erotica actually looks like.

That’s all for now, I’ll add some more if I think of them.


Avatar: 185631 2010-01-07 18:48:49 -0500


Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

My New Year´s Resoultions:


-Buy 1 lottery ticket

-Win the highest prize!

-Buy a lot of lottery tickets with all the prize

-Win another time

-Repeat 12 o 13 times

-Be God

2 -Ban Bill Gates from the IRC

3 -Lose weight

4 -Buy the EP 2 on forumwarz…Without money

5 -Get 10000 hits on my blog

6 -Sex, Sex and moar sex!


Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

i’ve recently realised that i have little aspirations in life and that i only set short term goals, none of them leading to a future happiness.

i plan to pursue my goals, such as cooking and artwork, and perform to a better standard during my last few months of education.

i also plan to help pursue these goals by signing up for courses etc., providing me with more skills in the area and also the opportunity to meet other people who also enjoy what i love.


Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500


Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I must, and will, quit smoking these evil ****ing cigarettes.

Mister Man

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[Robot Silver Gecko-
Raptors with lazo-

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”


Pwn 100 forums in a row.

Buy Episodes 2&3.


Stop sucking.


Avatar: 207845 2010-01-28 14:50:06 -0500


Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

For this new year I will:

+ Try to be less cold with the people and more helpfull.

+ Start with some sport cause is necesary for me (Like swimming, would be ok).

+ And took a good lessons of english finally…

Edit: On forumwarz just enjoy the chapters Log in to see images! valka edited this message on 12/31/2009 3:29PM

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400

[love is a dog from-

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I want to pick up more vices. Perhaps LSD or cocaine

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