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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Hey MCB, can you make me one of those to send to ET harbuming reminding him about the fan board? Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

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was expecting clever Kyoubai commercial

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Good points. I’ll see about getting an update out soon.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Evil Trout Posted:

Good points. I’ll see about getting an update out soon.

So writing ransom letters and threatening against The Sacred X-Box is the way of making you speak?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Blog updated.

Regarding fans leaderboard, here’s the thing: We’ve wanted to introduce incremental e-peen for every major leaderboard for some time and I’ve been putting it off until I can do that.

Would you rather have an e-peen for the top now, or wait until I can get that incremental stuff together?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

2nd option, for sure.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Since no one reads the blog I will paraphrase it below:

From the Blog Posted:

Episode Three? I’m working on it.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fran Posted:

So writing ransom letters and threatening against The Sacred X-Box is the way of making you speak?

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Fran Posted:

2nd option, for sure.

Also, this. People are having to save and screenshot their screens in order to prove that they hit the top. They don’t want to lose that. Incrementals can be automatically given en mbume when they’re implemented, but top of the boards, not so much.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

was Posted:

Since no one reads the blog I will paraphrase it below:

Thanks was I would have gone to see it but since you basically posted just as much information as I need I will not make that effort now

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I’ll be the first one to say it.

FoW.

Dysnomia

Avatar: Labret Piercing
2

Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

Posting in case there’s a peen

-=Dysnomia=-

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Evil Trout Posted:

Blog updated.

Regarding fans leaderboard, here’s the thing: We’ve wanted to introduce incremental e-peen for every major leaderboard for some time and I’ve been putting it off until I can do that.

Would you rather have an e-peen for the top now, or wait until I can get that incremental stuff together?

You have a phenomenal ability to be utterly unclear at all times. It is impressive.

If this is an either/or, as in either a top of the board or incremental – I am strongly in favor of the incremental. (But I would like to know.)

If it is both, I don’t think any of the fan grinders care when it happens as long as you confirm that it will be retroactive so when they hit the top they can move back to playing the game normally.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

scully Posted:

You have a phenomenal ability to be utterly unclear at all times. It is impressive.

If this is an either/or, as in either a top of the board or incremental – I am strongly in favor of the incremental. (But I would like to know.)

If it is both, I don’t think any of the fan grinders care when it happens as long as you confirm that it will be retroactive so when they hit the top they can move back to playing the game normally.

Whoops! Thanks for pointing that out.

If it’s an “or”, I’d rather have incrementals. If it’s a “both”, do top now and incrementals later.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Whoops. Edit.

MC Banhammer Posted:

If it’s an “or”, I’d rather have incrementals. If it’s a “both”, do top now and incrementals later.

Inconnu edited this message on 11/20/2009 3:26PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

I want my peen and I want it now! Log in to see images!

Of course incremental peens are great but will there be the same milestones for all clbumes? That would be unfair: Pnoobs for example can’t get nearly as much fans as Trolls. Check the leaderboard – the best troll has 828,380 atm while the best Pnoob has only 265,216.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

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Sorry, I wrote that in a hurry and should have proof read it.

It’s not an “or”, it’s more like “would you be willing to wait for incremental to get it, or do you want the top of the leaderboard thing now.”

I think the plan is for incremental peen to also support the #1 spot.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

im finding it hard to take et seriously bc of that avatar (which odly isnt in the prank section)

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

”would you be willing to wait for incremental to get it, or do you want the top of the leaderboard thing now.”

That’s what I thought you meant when I responded.

If the current and past holders of the top spot can be retroactively determined, then I don’t think it matters. But if it can’t, then the sooner that gets into place the better — people are manually updating threads with screenshots, and almost bumuredly some people will miss it who would otherwise have gotten it. We don’t want that, lest there be anarchy.

Nice new avatar BTW.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Chawin Posted:

im finding it hard to take et seriously bc of that avatar (which odly isnt in the prank section)

Off Topic: I gave it to myself after finding it on this awesome site.

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