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Shit Stroke my ego - 105bp

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

swine Posted:

Forumwarz:

A couple of days ago, I had a terrible event befall me. I won’t go into details here, but, suffice it to say I should go ahead and change my clbum to emo. I’ve decided to pull myself out of the slumps by posting a contest here and asking complete strangers the community to help.

Here’s the deal – Post something sweet and caring here. Be it a drawing, a poem, some thoughtful words, MSpaint pictures. I don’t care what. (Naked people with Log in to see images! in this thread. Anything else will be considered a gift. I will pick whatever gave me the biggest warm-and-fuzzies (or a hearty laugh) to award the prize to.

Contest ends November 27th. Three weeks from the start. The day after American Thanksgiving.

Note – A good portion of you know me pretty well, so, this contest might be a cinch. Everyone else, just pretend like I’m someone you know personally.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered flamebate, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of idiotic lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my train of though.

”’Tis swine’s contest,” I muttered, “tapping at my train of thought —

Only this, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November,

And each bp wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished for the bp in the morrow; — vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of greed and sorrow — sorrow for the lost bp —

For the rare and radiant internet currency that the angels name bp —

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each thread

Thrilled me — filled me with fantastic thoughts never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,

”’Tis swine the greatest man of forumwarz—

Some great man entreating upon forumwarz; —

a contest it is, and much more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

“Swine,” said I, ” truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is you are pretty cool, and so gently you came as no fool,

And so you rule, must i say, very cool

That I was sure I heard you”— here I entered the contest

bp there, and nothing more.

i suck at this, so yeah, give meh the bp

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

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death to upv-
oters

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Swine, I remember when I caught swine flu. I didn’t have to go to school for a whole week, and even got to stay in hospital and wear a cool mask! If I had friends, I bet all of them would have been jealous of me. It also gave me the opportunity to downvote more good posts. Thanks swine!

whitehands

Avatar: Blonde Girl
3

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

You have tubmail.

XXXAndre

Avatar: Camouflage Top
11

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

This will make you giddy. Not my work but I’ll lead you to it

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/414664

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

Chin up, little Swine.

it’s awfully sad that you,

you poor poor porcine lad

have built a house of straw.

and if you’ve cried-

sobbed “wee wee wee”

for all the long way home,

alas, please cry no more.

i’d set alight that big bad wolf

and give you your roast beef

it’d make you smile

to chat a while

with your only

bronni h.

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(i don’t want any BP, just felt poetic)

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

electricdevil

Avatar: Boobs
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

You are my world.

You are my life.

You are my everything.

You are my wife.

You are my best friend.

You are my lover.

You are my dreams come true.

You are my shelter, my cover.

You are my sun in the sky.

You are my moonlight at night.

You are all the good in the world.

You are all that is right.

You are all that I see.

You are all that I feel.

You are all that I need.

You are all that is real.

– Rick Martens –

Shaman_666

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Mod Edit: Removed the trolling and warned the user.

tire_fire

Avatar: Emo Girl
11

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Emo Kid

whoever is reading this fails at life and should cut themselves

My dearest Swine,

I heartily respect you. You smell good, you dress well, and you have a winning personality.You are fun to be around. Keep on keeping on! Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Swine before pearls, imo.

b4nd1t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

No matter how bad it seems, it could be worse, you could be a furry.

Artifactor

Avatar: 116380 Tue Mar 03 04:14:10 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Dude, you are more awesome than longcat is long.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

I’ll admit I haven’t known ye long Swine… but everything I’ve seen so far points to you having a great imagination, intelligence and a wicked sense of humor.

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That’ll do, swine.

That’ll do.

electricdevil

Avatar: Boobs
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

When it comes to lovin’ couples,

don’t we make the perfect pair-

There’s romance, love, and laughter

in the friendship that we share.

We care enough to listen,

to trust and understand.

To build a life together,

side by side and hand in hand.

We both know that we’re lucky

and we’ve got a good thing going.

Through ups and downs

and give and take,

our love just keeps on growing…

‘Cause I bring out the best in you,

and you the best in me-

I guess it takes the two of us

to make the perfect “we.”

– Unknown –

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

winnin’ this contest:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?vzhxqwzr1jj

Fortunato edited this message on 11/09/2009 9:40PM

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Swine: The Gentleman Troll.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Your a p. cute pokemon

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I’ll think of something better than Fort’s entry Log in to see images!

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