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Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
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Level 62 Troll

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swine Posted:

Forumwarz:

A couple of days ago, I had a terrible event befall me. I won’t go into details here, but, suffice it to say I should go ahead and change my clbum to emo. I’ve decided to pull myself out of the slumps by posting a contest here and asking complete strangers the community to help.

Here’s the deal – Post something sweet and caring here. Be it a drawing, a poem, some thoughtful words, MSpaint pictures. I don’t care what. (Naked people with Log in to see images! in this thread. Anything else will be considered a gift. I will pick whatever gave me the biggest warm-and-fuzzies (or a hearty laugh) to award the prize to.

Contest ends November 27th. Three weeks from the start. The day after American Thanksgiving.

Note – A good portion of you know me pretty well, so, this contest might be a cinch. Everyone else, just pretend like I’m someone you know personally.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered flamebate, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of idiotic lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my train of though.

”’Tis swine’s contest,” I muttered, “tapping at my train of thought —

Only this, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November,

And each bp wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished for the bp in the morrow; — vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of greed and sorrow — sorrow for the lost bp —

For the rare and radiant internet currency that the angels name bp —

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each thread

Thrilled me — filled me with fantastic thoughts never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,

”’Tis swine the greatest man of forumwarz—

Some great man entreating upon forumwarz; —

a contest it is, and much more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

“Swine,” said I, ” truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is you are pretty cool, and so gently you came as no fool,

And so you rule, must i say, very cool

That I was sure I heard you”— here I entered the contest

bp there, and nothing more.

i suck at this, so yeah, give meh the bp

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