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|Stroke my ego - 105bp|
Well i tried writing you a poem, but since im a fail emo irl i couldnt. I dont really know what happend but no matter what theres a way through it, even though i dont know you im sure you are an amazing person and you didnt deserve this. You just have to keep your head up and keep on trotting. The small things are the things that matter
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|Posted On: 11/10/2009 2:15AM||View Fliggins's Profile | #|
This complete stranger thinks anyone who can inspire an epic extemporaneous Raven parody must be pretty swell, and wishes you all the best.
And now, apropos of nothing, a pretty rainbow! Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 11/10/2009 4:32AM||View AngstyDirtyDream...'s Profile | #|
Allow me to make you feel better by linking to this site:
|Posted On: 11/10/2009 6:21PM||View A56000000l's Profile | #|
YOU HAVE TUBMAIL!!!
|Posted On: 11/10/2009 8:59PM||View DerKaiserReich's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 11/11/2009 7:26PM||View Odalisque's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 11/11/2009 7:57PM||View SanDyk's Profile | #|
Winter fades and spring sets in,
The smell of the air is intoxicating,
While love an pbumion are growing thin,
A pain settles in my heart, I’m waiting.
Yet love still flows like freshly melted creeks,
The sound almost as angelic as your voice,
I rub my hand across your cherry cheeks,
Wanting to stay, afraid its not my choice.
A noble mist beyond the mystic falls,
Portrays an astounding sight for the eyes,
Grief of words past written on invisible walls,
In search of a pure truth beyond the lies.
Forget it were my slips that made us tumble,
I can’t walk without your hand holding mine,
All loves will trip, yes all will surely stumble,
Though ours with time gets sweeter like wine.
A beautiful face appears in the dark calm of night,
Warm breezes caress me like your gentle breath,
I can see through the mist, so close yet not quite,
Life without you the one thing worse than death.
Freely as rivers flow thoughts of you they roam,
I promise I’ll always be there to answer your calls,
Keep porch lights on In case you decide to come home,
Waiting forever alone, in the mist beyond the falls.
– Karl Wild
|Posted On: 11/11/2009 9:18PM||View electricdevil's Profile | #|
someone link the pork song again
|Posted On: 11/11/2009 9:19PM||View Fortunato's Profile | #|
You’re sister has A++++++++ clam, would eat again. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 11/12/2009 5:31PM||View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | #|
****, emotions…okay, let’s see…
What is this tempest we call love? Why do we return to it, though it tears at our flesh?
Why do we seek it, though it is but a fleeting breath?
One who is without love is hollow, yet one who has found it is a slave.
The essence of love is said to be beyond comprehension.
The root of love is said to be chemicals.
And through it all, love is a journey. A mystery, a quest.
Love is the first step to losing half of your stuff in a divorce.
Damn, almost made it.
|Posted On: 11/12/2009 8:29PM||View DrWeird's Profile | #|
In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a mbumive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn’t read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn’t puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, “By gum, I’ve got the answer!”
“They want my bacon slice by slice
“To sell at a tremendous price!
“They want my tender juicy chops
“To put in all the butcher’s shops!
“They want my pork to make a roast
“And that’s the part’ll cost the most!
“They want my sausages in strings!
“They even want my chitterlings!
“The butcher’s shop! The carving knife!
“That is the reason for my life!”
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let’s not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
“I had a fairly powerful hunch
“That he might have me for his lunch.
“And so, because I feared the worst,
“I thought I’d better eat him first.”
|Posted On: 11/12/2009 10:44PM||View electricdevil's Profile | #|
i just want some damn bp
|Posted On: 11/13/2009 2:07AM||View Dr Mech's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 11/13/2009 9:54AM||View scully's Profile | #|
“They danced ‘cos they were young. They danced ‘cos they were free. But mostly they danced, ‘Cos they all had to pee!”
|Posted On: 11/13/2009 7:12PM||View electricdevil's Profile | #|
Come on, buddy, don’t feel so sad. Maybe this is a bad moment, but listen to me… We would go to eat something… together Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 11/13/2009 7:29PM||View -Diego-'s Profile | #|
I dream of one day having consensual sex in the missionary position with you for the sole purpose of reproduction. ^^
|Posted On: 11/13/2009 9:07PM||View omnomnom42's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 11/13/2009 11:04PM||View 006ruler's Profile | #|
im in the tub thinking about you
|Posted On: 11/14/2009 12:15AM||View peesha's Profile | #|
I luv ya brooding face! It’s almost like mine.
|Posted On: 11/14/2009 8:46AM||View rambell's Profile | #|
I like you
|Posted On: 11/14/2009 8:33PM||View Phanto's Profile | #|