quangntenemy Posted:

OK now I’m bored let’s have emoticon fights Log in to see images!

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Shii Posted:

Wow, I am ashamed I even wasted the time reading all these posts.

Seriously, you guys all are frickin’ pathetic. duca is the only one doing a remotely decent job, though kind of overusing the “pansy bum ****” line.

The only reason I didn’t join this is because the insults would’ve written themselves, and I hoped to see a bit more creativity when forced to troll people who aren’t quite as easy as me. In hindsight, I wish I did, because I’d already have 3 BP in pocket. Seriously, you’d think internet dwellers would know how to insult people.

I’m not going to bother following this competition anymore.

If you would have joined, we would see the words “furry” and “Christan” thrown around a lot more, because most of the people in this contest would think that is a good troll.

MercWithMouth Posted:

I’d love nothing more than to unleash on these wretched fabulous persons and basement dwellers! Log in to see images!

Welp, Merc used the best of his insults, we can all go home now.

YEAH MERC I READ THAT “IF BROWSERS WAS WOMEN” ARTICLE TOO. DO YOU HAVE ANY REAL INSULT THAT ISN’T “MEME MEME LOL LOLCATS”?

OH WAIT… YOU DON’T

I DON’T EVEN READ HALF YOUR POSTS ANYMORE ROFL

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MercWithMouth Posted:

1. POLITICS. The answer is simple. FUMIGATE THE DEEP SOUTH. Once you purge the red-state rednecks from the planet, the country would be thrown so far to the left… then QUALIFIED people will start holding office in large numbers. 11years after that… You’d have World Peace. Log in to see images!

Speaking of which… http://www.****thesouth.com/

2. RELIGION. Hmmm. My preferred deity is Cthulhu Log in to see images! So… yeah. Wherein religion is concerned, I’ll stick to worshiping Heirloom like a loyal cultist.

Consider… http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5746/heirloomisgoddess.jpg

3. WEB BROWSER. Hmmm. Well, on the one hand, if Internet Explorer was a woman… she’d be the first woman most of us have ever tried. She’s pretty easy… but would also be prone to get you infected.

FireFox on the other hand… She LOOOOVES to accessorize and claims she’s experimental. She’s lots of fun, and won’t say no to kinky Plug-Ins. She’s hard to get out of your mind, though, and will occupy your memory. Still… go with Firefox.

Alright… that’s my inital post. I want CelerySteve to answer an email for me first before I resume posting. And believe me… I’ve got LOTS of torment and cruelty that, time permitting, I’d love nothing more than to unleash on these wretched fabulous persons and basement dwellers! Log in to see images!

I’m gonna do something different here and actually attack your views. You’re views are made of fabulous persons and stupid opinions. Everyone knows you beat off to Log in to see images!

Ricket Posted:

I see why everyone thinks mterek is p fabulous persongy now.

You aren’t very punctual

Velguador Posted:

****, what is this ****, it’s like nobody is even trying.

Why not just hand the BP to me, these other guys can’t do **** anyway.

I just woke up so don’t feel like trolling fresh blood, some one else can do it.

mterek Posted:

If you haven’t noticed, a majority of the world’s men “tolerate” women, and that same majority would be better recognized as “losers”. People who can’t escape their dead end jobs, who can’t do what they want, people without any real freedom. Also RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION

Jesus Christ mterek, you’re just… it’s like i could just blankpost and still make a better argument than you. Are you implying that a lack of affection makes you an entraped animal who has a bad job? It’s like you’re running a script to see how many generic insults you can string together in as many words as possible. Your best bet at this point would be to just shut the **** up and accept your womanless life for what it is. Not a “great escape from the evils of women” but just another lonley guy who can’t attract chicks.