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tl;dr forumwarz is worth about $4 in my opinion

SHAMELESSMON-
STER

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 11 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I just finished chapter one, and was given the opportunity to purchase access to chapter 2. I’m gonna pbum on this for the following reasons:

* game needs to be more reactive/dynamic to the different attacks, less repetitive

basically, my strategy = deploy fbo code x10, deploy xss code x10, use a consumable for ego if necessary, power up attack, 75 point attack, 35 point attack, rinse, repeat. the forum text was clever, but outside of the humor there was no incentive to read it, if it hinted that an aggression based attack would do quadruple damage, then i might have paid more attention.

* the flash animation transition cinematic from episode 1 to episode 2 is of relatively poor quality compared to the rest of the game, graphicswise, puzzlewise, and expositionwise. (yes, i know that none of those are actual words, kktx) that transition is your last/best chance at making a sale / closing the deal, and it fails to do that. rather than the lame animation, hype the advanced features in episode 2: filtering auctions by buyout, if you’re a camwhore, hire a person/bot who plays a re-re to help you bumault a particularly tough forum, ability to spend upgrade points on a particular type of attack, make it easy to upload custom gifs ( that would be randomly selected ) for each attack type.

p.s.r.c. (post-scripted random male reproductive organsuckery)

great to see a game that is not politically correct

the forum topics/threads are really very funny if you stop to read them

the occasional embedded audio files are really well done

the auction house is great, the “search engine” not so much

i really hope this game succeeds, it’s obvious you guys put a ton of work into it.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2015-08-12 18:57:31 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Bye.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

whoa you got balls

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I read this as “forumwarz is worth about $4M in my opinion” and expected a link to a site that estimates website values.

I am sorely disappointed.

Also OP, you might get your $4 Episode II wish if you wait a month or two.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

This is a really good, constructive thread.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Website Worth:

$ 12,225 USD (€ 8,305 EUR)

Yearly Ads Revenue:

$ 10,312 USD (€ 7,006 EUR)

Monthly Ads Revenue:

$ 859 USD (€ 584 EUR)

Daily Ads Revenue:

$ 27.72 USD (€ 18.83 EUR)

Daily Pageviews:

104,544

Daily Unique Pageviews:

41,580

Daily Unique Visitors:

3,465 [More details]

Amount of Servers:

1

Servers Cost:

Between $20/mo and $50/mo

Bandwidth:

9.74 GBs daily

Service Type:

Context

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

well we all payed for it

e: a good majority i mean

Adapt edited this message on 10/19/2009 1:01AM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Adapt Posted:

well we all payed for it

e: a good majority i mean

Hell, if you’re good at something you could possibly finagle BP outta someone here.

e:typo

swine edited this message on 10/19/2009 1:03AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

but however you get it, its because you want to keep playing the game

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Johnny Mac Posted:

Bye.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Fingerz Posted:

Website Worth:

$ 12,225 USD (€ 8,305 EUR)

Yearly Ads Revenue:

$ 10,312 USD (€ 7,006 EUR)

Monthly Ads Revenue:

$ 859 USD (€ 584 EUR)

Daily Ads Revenue:

$ 27.72 USD (€ 18.83 EUR)

Daily Pageviews:

104,544

Daily Unique Pageviews:

41,580

Daily Unique Visitors:

3,465 [More details]

Amount of Servers:

1

Servers Cost:

Between $20/mo and $50/mo

Bandwidth:

9.74 GBs daily

Service Type:

Context

Virtually all of those numbers are not only wrong, but WAY off. I’m not allowed to talk about how much our ads earn under google’s terms of use, but for example we currently do about 2 million page views a day, not 100k.

As for the OP, hey, we tried our best. I think Episode 2 is worth $10 but if you don’t that’s cool too. Feel free to not buy it!

Based on your account stats, I estimate you’ve played our game for 7 hours. That’s not bad for free. Episode 2 is even longer. If you played it for another 10, you’d have had 17 hours of gaming for $10. Or about 60 cents an hour. Pretty cheap if you ask me, as far as entertainment goes! A movie at the local theatre costs $15 and that’s over in 2 hours or so.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Evil Trout Posted:

Virtually all of those numbers are not only wrong, but WAY off. I’m not allowed to talk about how much our ads earn under google’s terms of use, but for example we currently do about 2 million page views a day, not 100k.

As for the OP, hey, we tried our best. I think Episode 2 is worth $10 but if you don’t that’s cool too. Feel free to not buy it!

Based on your account stats, I estimate you’ve played our game for 7 hours. That’s not bad for free. Episode 2 is even longer. If you played it for another 10, you’d have had 17 hours of gaming for $10. Or about 60 cents an hour. Pretty cheap if you ask me, as far as entertainment goes! A movie at the local theatre costs $15 and that’s over in 2 hours or so.

Pressing 121212121231212121212124121212121213444444444555555555512121212 is entertainment? Fine by me.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

holy **** 15$ for a movie? your theaters are expensive.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Pressing 121212121231212121212124121212121213444444444555555555512121212 is entertainment?

Some people think it’s entertaining to watch golf. IMO pressing 1212 is more entertaining than watching golf.

So is getting your hand caught in a blender.

To each his own.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Some people think it’s entertaining to watch golf. IMO pressing 1212 is more entertaining than watching golf.

So is getting your hand caught in a blender.

To each his own.

True.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

ChilePepino Posted:

holy **** 15$ for a movie? your theaters are expensive.

Yeah that’s for the nice theatres near where I live. It’s $14.95CDN which is $14.31USD today. I rounded up Log in to see images!

Because of that high price we generally go to the really ****ty theatre that charges us $8CDN instead, but that amount didn’t make my point as well Log in to see images!

But yeah, what McB said, it’s all about perception of value. I honestly don’t care if you don’t think it’s worth it. I just ask that you consider how much time you spend playing it before you say that Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Evil Trout Posted:

Yeah that’s for the nice theatres near where I live. It’s $14.95CDN which is $14.31USD today. I rounded up Log in to see images!

Because of that high price we generally go to the really ****ty theatre that charges us $8CDN instead, but that amount didn’t make my point as well Log in to see images!

The nice theatres around here would charge about $4-6USD plus extras (popcorn, soda, etc.), but maybe the concept of nice and ****ty between countries is different (it is).

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

ChilePepino Posted:

The nice theatres around here would charge about $4-6USD plus extras (popcorn, soda, etc.), but maybe the concept of nice and ****ty between countries is different (it is).

It’s around 8 dollars to get in a night movie here, and like 5 for noon.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

If I create a flash program that solicits the pressing of bumons 1 and 2 for 6 hours while dispensing Winston Churchill quotes for each correct bumon press will all of you give me ten dollars to play it?

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 5:35AM
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