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Watermelon Barbeque Forever: Episode II - Electric Boogaloo

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

Chile, we are waiting for you.

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

not very long tho

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

srsly, you have like 8 left till we go on

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

arizona time

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

which doesn’t save daylight

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

i been thru the desert on a horse with no name

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

guys, you well know that i was banned most part of last week.

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

Hmm…

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

Well. I guess since I’m too lazy to start round 3 it won’t be a big deal.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

im thinking bad things of my friends to write about atm.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

since i don’t want to keep you waiting longer I’m just gonna write this as I first thought it when thinking bout friends.

I have this friend, let’s say “Jose”, who is gay. Gay as in pretty ****ing homosexual. He likes both “pitching and catching” but he says there’s a special joy in being the reciever. One day he was playing with this mbumive vibrator and it decided to go further into his colon:
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not his actual x-ray
He had to go to the ER. When he woke up from the anesthesia, he got pretty ****ing mad that the surgeon just ****ing removed the thing, but didn’t place it back with new batteries.

Lucky for him, he’s got a new toy. And it’s bigger. And it has a pretty ample base so it won’t get sucked by his bum again.
I have begged him several times to stop telling me these things….



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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

ChilePepino Posted:

My other friend is this grWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

cool friend imo

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Is it too late for me to mention Steve (known in uni as the “Pipe Man” cause he’s usually seen smoking a pipe or Shipman who usually goes around town on a unicycle?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

new rule proposal: if you don’t propose a new rule in a round, you can’t post in the subsequent round. If you do, you are out.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Adapt Posted:

new rule proposal: if you don’t propose a new rule in a round, you can’t post in the subsequent round. If you do, you are out.

i like this rule. i propose a rule that all contestants must post in the current round’s thread at least once every 24 hours. if you miss a day, it’s -5 points for that round.

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

damn…just woke up and now i have to think of some sort of rule, apparently. um, ok…i propose that at least one word in every post should be mispellled.

I propose that I forget every rule when the next round starts but everyeone else has to remember them

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I propose that you should post a smiley in every post?Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i propose that WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

i like this rule. i propose a rule that all contestants must post in the current round’s thread at least once every 24 hours. if you miss a day, it’s -5 points for that round.

like

burningpopsicles Posted:

damn…just woke up and now i have to think of some sort of rule, apparently. um, ok…i propose that at least one word in every post should be mispellled.

dislike

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I propose that I forget every rule when the next round starts but everyeone else has to remember them

this is what im talking about, good rule

SanDyk Posted:

I propose that you should post a smiley in every post?Log in to see images!

sure, like whatever anyone else wants, but idc

ChilePepino Posted:

i propose that WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww

yes, but where do you draw the line?

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