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Barbeque Forever: Episode II - Electric Boogaloo
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a fart essay is exactly what it sounds like |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 12:15PM |
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then my fart essay was that |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 12:15PM |
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You gotta fart on your chair and smell your fart and describe your fart smell I guess in 5 words |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 12:16PM |
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it smells like teen spirit |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 12:16PM |
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brace your bum rosebud for my entry today. |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 12:22PM |
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burningpopsicles Posted:
yes or no
updated fart essay collection with all legal essays. ie Chawins. |
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| Posted On: 09/23/2009 7:43PM |
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Adapt Posted:
no.
Revised Essay
Like a small dead animal.
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 9:22AM |
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hello i am *insert name heare^* nd i am takin this wayyy too seriously |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 9:24AM |
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i still haven’t farted. been waiting for it for like 2 days… eating some hemp waffles now maybe that will help. |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 10:58AM |
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fart essay. peanuts and cauliflower, guilt feeling |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 11:14AM |
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wtfmcnuggets Posted:
Look, no one is going to make fun of you for farting. Please see fartfacts.com to feel better about this beautiful and natural bodily function. Log in to see images! Here’s some things to help you come to terms with your phartphobia:
How much gas does a normal person pbum per day? On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
Do men fart more than women? (Submitted by Bigdude)
No, women fart just as much as men. It’s just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.
Thanks, Bigdude |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 12:49PM |
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really, i’m not embarrbumed about farting. i just haven’t done it when i’m consciously waiting for it. i’ll eat something with a lot of garlic for dinner tonight. that always makes me fart something awful. |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 1:11PM |
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fart essay:
farts comes from bums lmbo
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 1:15PM |
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new essays up |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 2:59PM |
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What about mine? < |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 3:05PM |
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i don’t think you actually farted Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 3:07PM |
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Adapt Posted: |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 3:12PM |
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SanDyk Posted:
that’s the spirit! |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 3:15PM |
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ok guys i finally farted into the cushion and i pushed my face in there and smelled it and here is my essay, sorry if it’s disappointing but it’s honest and i hope you other fart describers really smelled your farts because i did Log in to see images!
all i smell is woman's genitals. |
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| Posted On: 09/24/2009 11:13PM |
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damn there was a chance for points yesterday in this thread, and you all totally missed your chance at them. Inattentiveness goes unrewarded in barbecue forever. Adapt edited this message on 09/27/2009 8:55PM |
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| Posted On: 09/27/2009 8:55PM |
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