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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Shishi Posted:

I get this, but the episodes are such a small part of Forumwarz it seems shortsighted. The larger game keeps people here for the years between the week of episodes. This rather seems like a dismissal of the larger game, whether or not it was intended.

The rewards for pwning forums goes up to 100. At least currently, there are plenty of ways to get to 100 forums without hitting the ones which you cannot beat.

TheRealSuper-
Happy

Avatar: 200618 2010-02-10 23:28:59 -0500
17

[Gigantic male reproductive organ in the bum]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Frankly, I don’t see the point in making ALL the Permanoob attacks “Incompetence” style. This update even had to potential to make all the weaker attacks useful again for those of us Level 25, and for whatever reason, it was squandered.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I can’t believe I survived to pwn Dolphin Love. I’d have cases where I get lag spiked, then a mod appears in two non-consecutive posts and undoes 1,200 points of pwn. D:

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Seriously, dude?

The point is the update managed to make the game more tedious instead of more interesting.

Truth. I like this, but the idea that I only have one type of attack is awful. Its like makinga 1/5th of the game unplayable. We need more attacks to match the fact that we have new abilities.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Raepdog Posted:

Truth. I like this, but the idea that I only have one type of attack is awful.

???

Camwhores have Narcissism, Aggression, Incompetence, and a once-per-nine-turns Misanthropy.

Also, Ep3 will no doubt have new attacks, and I’ll just BET that they’re going to open attack types with them.

TheRealSuper-
Happy

Avatar: 200618 2010-02-10 23:28:59 -0500
17

[Gigantic male reproductive organ in the bum]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Seriously, just give the Animal Attacks different attriutes. The Incompetence attribute doesn’t even make sense for them anyway. Make them Misanthropic or something. The attacks will no longer be obsoleted for high-level Permanoobs, and the immune forums will just become difficult instead of completely impossible/tedious.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the changes overall, but this particular one doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Permanoobs were already pretty nerfed to begin with.

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Seriously, dude?

The point is the update managed to make the game more tedious instead of more interesting.

I find that periodically having to do nothing for 6 turns makes the game incredibly more interesting

lol not

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Peregrine Posted:

I find that periodically having to do nothing for 6 turns makes the game incredibly more interesting

lol not

Well, you could strategize on which consumables you’d need to beat a given forum, and how many you need to bring in, so you don’t have to sit around for 6 turns.

Seriously. People complained about 12121212, so several changes were put in to make you have to think and strategize, and now people are complaining about that. What the **** is this, the internet?

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

MC Banhammer Posted:

Well, you could strategize on which consumables you’d need to beat a given forum, and how many you need to bring in, so you don’t have to sit around for 6 turns.

Seriously. People complained about 12121212, so several changes were put in to make you have to think and strategize, and now people are complaining about that. What the **** is this, the internet?

but consumables aren’t needed to beat any given forum at level cap, so gameplay has changed to 121212666666121212666666

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Peregrine Posted:

but consumables aren’t needed to beat any given forum at level cap, so gameplay has changed to 121212666666121212666666

Or you could use the consumable which prevents the 666666.

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

MC Banhammer Posted:

Or you could use the consumable which prevents the 666666.

Uh, is that Remember-Notâ„¢

Consumable

* Removes Ad Hominem

b/c idk whenever 666666666 happens to me its never been called adhomodum

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Peregrine Posted:

Uh, is that Remember-Notâ„¢

Consumable

* Removes Ad Hominem

b/c idk whenever 666666666 happens to me its never been called adhomodum

Check von neumans

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Turns out the other “haha, you do nothing for a while now” effects can be removed with consumable software-like items from von Neumann’s.

E: Fran’s faster Log in to see images! man-man edited this message on 09/11/2009 12:29PM

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

oh cool, i never would have thought to check there thx guys Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Looking closer, there are consumables to remove some things, and prevent others. I’m hoping the ones that you “prevent” rather than “remove” aren’t persistent… that would be an annoyance.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

man-man Posted:

Looking closer, there are consumables to remove some things, and prevent others. I’m hoping the ones that you “prevent” rather than “remove” aren’t persistent… that would be an annoyance.

They prevent for a number of turns.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Even so, I’m unlikely to think to take a consumable in advance, just in case I need it.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Hey, I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, that nothing is set in stone.

The new changes have been live for ONE day so far. Trust me that past experience has taught me to let things sit for a little while (at least a week or two) and see how they settle. If you make tweaks too fast you risk making things worse.

Not to mention, some aspects of gameplay like fans are calculated based on player data, and they need some time to fill in with realistic values.

We’ll quickly figure out what the biggest spots for annoyance are, and will tweak those accordingly.

Personally, I feel like it’s a low priority change right now if a Permanoob (the clbum that was always meant to be at a disadvantage) cannot beat one or two optional forums. I’m far more concerned with the main storyline, and whether that has any major stumbling blocks.

Keep reporting stuff, but let’s not freak out right away about things that can be easily tweaked in the weeks ahead.

Evil Trout edited this message on 09/11/2009 12:51PM

Loneliest He-
art

Avatar: 191773 2009-10-10 20:42:36 -0400
10

[klan of one]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

man-man Posted:

Even so, I’m unlikely to think to take a consumable in advance, just in case I need it.

Then maybe you should think to take it. Sorry, I’m not trying to troll, but some forums will hit you with lag spikes and the like more often than others. Figure out which those are (or let others do it for you) and plan accordingly. I found it annoying at first, but you settle into it eventually.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

MC Banhammer Posted:

???

Camwhores have Narcissism, Aggression, Incompetence, and a once-per-nine-turns Misanthropy.

Also, Ep3 will no doubt have new attacks, and I’ll just BET that they’re going to open attack types with them.

Every top level attack is Narcissism, maybe one or two of the first attacks have the other traits! This does not add strategy it adds a handicap.. the new abilities are a cool idea but really quite great timesbersome and stupid if we only have one type of ability.

Okay so the game is going to have forums that fall under REALLY EASY, HARD BUT BEATABLE AFTER A LONG TIME AT 1 TURN PER 9, and IMPOSSIBLE for a few months till ep 3 comes out.

Great idea.

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