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News Missionbuildr Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover! [REALLY OBVIOUS AND OPEN EP 3 SPOILERS]

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey Forumwarriorz,

This is Part 3 of an exciting tripartite “Missionbuildr” campaign!


• Part 1: Name that NPC

• Part 2: Slander the Crotch Zombie team

Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover!


So it’s pretty obvious that with this whole “Fran is Fat” thing, next week would be perfect to shoehorn in our special build. The voting has already been wonky, in-jokes are hot right now, and most importantly, the focus is squarely on forumbuildr this week. And, for better or for worse, people who haven’t participated in months have recently made a comeback and might earn themselves some extra submissions to play with.

There will soon be an entry called Battlethreadz Lamebait. It is a meta-version of this very forum! I will post the description below and some vocabulary for you, although the official entry will essentially say “this will be next week’s build, don’t bother to post other ideas” and have a link to this thread.

(Note: The idea will automatically be given a score of 666. While I’m sure plenty of people will attempt to vote it down, rest bumured this is going to be the winning entry!)

This should be a lot of fun and your chance to be part of Forumwarz history, so I hope all of you will participate.


Extended Description: “The forums for the popular online role-playing game Battlethreadz, Lamebait is widely considered the textual equivalent of a root canal with no anesthetic. Moderated by fascists, it’s never quite clear what the rules of engagement are, meaning the majority of the threads eventually degenerate into free-for-all flamefests.

Trolls, Emo Kids, Camwhores, Hackers and Permanoobs will all feel at home in this utter cluster**** of a forum. It doesn’t matter if you’re in General Chatting or ****y Whiners — it all ends up in the Cupboard of Dishonor anyway.”

Thread Topics: Wicked Bbum, fabulous person, Banish Me!

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, BATHCUTIE, Aldo_Nothing, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, Cookie Points, talkin’ ‘bout tires, Wivurnz

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)


What about BP/E-Peen™/extra visits/huge Flezz prizes/a pony?

Not sure yet. We don’t want to promise anything concrete, at least not until we see how things turn out. But we’ll definitely consider bonus prizes if they’re clearly deserved.

We’ll be watching this build closely. Since this is going to be part of Episode 3 for future internet generations to enjoy, we hope you’ll take it seriously too. As with previous community-built storyline forums, we’ll be editing all the entries, so put your best foot forward.

Thanks and have fun! Log in to see images!


UPDATE: I mean it when I say “have fun,” but keep in mind that the primary goal is to let people get the chance to get content into Episode 3 by being funny (or “forumbuildr funny” if you insist). Don’t ruin the fun for others.

• Don’t submit identical-named enemies. We’re obviously not going to keep them, so don’t bother.

• Don’t downvote every entry. We’ll be looking at voting ratio closely this week and if we think you’re voting unfairly, we’ll discount your votes. Be judicious. If you can’t be fair, don’t participate.

• Don’t play nice all week and wait until the last minute to do a downvoting blitz or launch a spam campaign. It’s not that hard to remove entries or discount votes. We’re taking this seriously and we’ve banned for this kind of thing before.

• This should be obvious, but don’t post shock pics or anything like that.

• Don’t conspire to vote on certain entries (up or down) with your Klan or another bumociation. We’ll look at suspicious voting habits and address them if needed.

Let’s just get through this one week and we can discuss future changes to forumbuildr after. We’ve successfully buildr’d almost 100 forums, so this shouldn’t be that hard. Just bring your A-game to this and we might have a really great build!

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 09/06/2009 6:53PM

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

brb preparing my fine upstanding member of society entries

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey Forumwarriorz,

This is Part 3 of an exciting tripartite “Missionbuildr” campaign!


• Part 1: Name that NPC

• Part 2: Slander the Crotch Zombie team

Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover!


So it’s pretty obvious that with this whole “Fran is Fat” thing, next week would be perfect to shoehorn in our special build. The voting has already been wonky, in-jokes are hot right now, and most importantly, the focus is squarely on forumbuildr this week. And, for better or for worse, people who haven’t participated in months have recently made a comeback and might earn themselves some extra submissions to play with.

There will soon be an entry called Battlethreadz Lamebait. It is a meta-version of this very forum! I will post the description below and some vocabulary for you, although the official entry will essentially say “this will be next week’s build, don’t bother to post other ideas” and have a link to this thread.

(Note: The idea will automatically be given a score of 666. While I’m sure plenty of people will attempt to vote it down, rest bumured this is going to be the winning entry!)

This should be a lot of fun and your chance to be part of Forumwarz history, so I hope all of you will participate.


Extended Description: “The forums for the popular online role-playing game Battlethreadz, Lamebait is widely considered the textual equivalent of a root canal with no anesthetic. Moderated by fascists, it’s never quite clear what the rules of engagement are, meaning the majority of the threads eventually degenerate into free-for-all flamefests.

Trolls, Emo Kids, Camwhores, Hackers and Permanoobs will all feel at home in this utter cluster**** of a forum. It doesn’t matter if you’re in General Chatting or ****y Whiners — it all ends up in the Cupboard of Dishonor anyway.”

Thread Topics: Wicked Bbum, fabulous person, Banish Me!

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, @food_fatty::cap Points

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)


What about BP/E-Peen™/extra visits/huge Flezz prizes/a pony?

Not sure yet. We don’t want to promise anything concrete, at least not until we see how things turn out. But we’ll definitely consider bonus prizes if they’re clearly deserved.

We’ll be watching this build closely. Since this is going to be part of Episode 3 for future internet generations to enjoy, we hope you’ll take it seriously too. As with previous community-built storyline forums, we’ll be editing all the entries, so put your best foot forward.

Thanks and have fun! Log in to see images!

cool. should be fun.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Master_Troll Posted:

brb preparing my fine upstanding member of society entries

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Needs lots of Franch Ginger action, imo Log in to see images!

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Master_Troll Posted:

brb preparing my fine upstanding member of society entries

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Woah!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Master_Troll Posted:

brb preparing my fine upstanding member of society entries and downvoting battlethreadz lamebait

Fixed. Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, @food_fatty::cap Points

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)

Wyvrunz.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Mods: Conni, Aldo_Nothing, flopniz, blankedt, Marshall Syd Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

hey, if our subs got -100’d for copying man-man’s subs, then will you -100 the copies of the +666 original forum?

gimpnipples

Avatar: 204949 Sat Sep 05 13:42:35 -0400 2009
3

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

downvote it

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Jalapeno Bootyhole is a ballsack Posted:

...don’t bother to post other ideas

Since they all get downvoted in about 60 seconds after posting, regardless of quality, I wasn’t planning to.

Slut Corp edited this message on 08/31/2009 11:10PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

**** Corp Posted:

Since they all get downvoted in about 60 seconds after posting, regardless of quality, I wasn’t planning to.

Whoops, altfail. Still true, sadly.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Loevcat.

Amontillado.

Freezerburn.

Jack Daniel’s Gang.

Langston Jones edited this message on 08/31/2009 11:37PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

the official entry will essentially say “this will be next week’s build, don’t bother to post other ideas” and have a link to this thread.

Should probably have just used this week’s results for the following week, and disabled forum submissions next week. -Monday Morning Quarterback

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

MC Banhammer Posted:

Should probably have just used this week’s results for the following week, and disabled forum submissions next week. -Monday Morning Quarterback

Yah seriously I want my 1 submission back Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Don’t like this step very much. Obviously people with like 50 submissions will have a much higher chance of getting in than me with 7.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Don’t like this step very much. Obviously people with like 50 submissions will have a much higher chance of getting in than me with 7.

Any rewards should be based on something not reliant on Buildr Score, or that at least works off of a percentage of submissions vs those that get in. 1 out of 7 subs is like getting 7 out of 49 in and for this should be treated as such.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Don’t like this step very much. Obviously people with like 50 submissions will have a much higher chance of getting in than me with 7.

quoting to stress it out. But hey, doesn’t peens have always something to do with people who have a clear advantage over the others?

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