TUBSWEETIE Posted:

The contest is simple: write an erotic story featuring me. That’s it.

Originality, quality of writing, and mastery of written romance is a must for the winner.

The actual content can be whatever you want. The wilder the better. Everyone knows I’m a horrendous pervert so write accordingly.

I’ll do a voting thread after the submission period is over. The day it finishes will be friday june 26.

if there are more than 9 entries at the end I’ll pick the best 9 to make the poll work.

The one chosen to be the best earns 3BP.

Rules:

– Stories can be textual only. if people want to do picture stories I’ll do another contest later.

– Post as many stories you like but there is something wrong with you if you make more than a couple given:

– stories shouldn’t be more than a couple pages (something like 1500 words max) you can do more but it better be good.

– must be original content and contain me as a main character

– the thread is non trolling because I don’t want ****posting and spam. keep the thread clean and entries hot and dirty. Log in to see images!

– no need to reserve posts. the whole thread will be inspected before judgement occurs. I call that trolling.

– there is a female whose likeness cannot be used in any form in this contest. if you know who i’m talking about, don’t use it. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, you’re probably fine. If you are concerned about this restriction, tubmail me. Posting about it ITT will get deleted and probably daybanned if i’m in a bad mood.

Now, my artists, let your literary creativity flow like a jet of semen from a throbbing dong

might as well do a toxx quote

Ok, here’s your first entry then.

“TUBSWEETIE always knew that he was different, even as a young child he knew. Girls just never interested him for anything more than as playmates or casual friends, and while he liked girls all right, it was just quite not like the other guys did. He always knew that he was probably gay, but when you’re young you don’t really understand all the feelings and emotions that well up inside of you as you grow to adulthood. Showing affection??? Now that was something that TUBSWEETIE couldn’t even comprehend trying in his small middle clbum mid western town, besides, who would he show that affection to? For all he knew he was the only gay kid in his whole school, and no one suspected that he was fabulous person, and he wasn’t about to come out when he felt that even his parents wouldn’t understand, so feeling lonely was just something he had gotten used to. He was certainly looking forward to his first year at State U., feeling sure that at least there he would find others in the same boat as he!!!

The first weeks of college life were hectic to say the least, what with twenty five thousand students in one place was overwhelming as well as exhilarating! This was the first time TUBSWEETIE had ever been on his own for any length of time, but he easily settled into a comfortable routine and even began to make a few friends in his clbumes as well as in his dormitory. His roommate, Shii, was a freshman from Chicago, so many nights were spent telling each other of life in each other’s home town. TUBSWEETIE had to admit that Shii’s stories were much more interesting than his own as Shii seemed to have plenty of tales to tell about the girls he had been with and the wild sex they had together. Luckily for him, Shii didn’t really try to pry into TUBSWEETIE’s personal background so TUBSWEETIE didn’t even have to lie about exploits with the opposite sex!

As the first quarter was coming to an end, a lot of time was spent cramming for tests. A shy young freshman named Jalapeno Bootyhole who had a room down the hall from TUBSWEETIE was in several of his clbumes so they ended up studying together in Jalapeno Bootyhole’s room. TUBSWEETIE felt more at ease around Jalapeno Bootyhole than he had ever felt about anyone in his whole life, and while he wasn’t sure if Jalapeno Bootyhole felt the same way, they seemed so relaxed together that TUBSWEETIE had hopes that just maybe Jalapeno Bootyhole would turn out to be more than just a study partner. As luck would have it, TUBSWEETIE came to study at Jalapeno Bootyhole’s room only to find the door unlocked but no one answering his knock so after slowly opening the door, he entered the room just as a dripping Jalapeno Bootyhole came out of the bathroom from after taking a shower!!! This was the first time TUBSWEETIE had ever seen his friend naked and immediately he stared at Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ! He had big a hardon!!! Jalapeno Bootyhole was embarrbumed and tried to cover himself but TUBSWEETIE told him not to move. This was the moment of truth in both of their young lives, and calmly, TUBSWEETIE stood up, walked over to Jalapeno Bootyhole, and put his hand around his very erect male reproductive organ and began slowly jerking it in his fist!!! Jalapeno Bootyhole stood as still as a deer caught in headlights, hardly breathing as his male reproductive organ was being jerked for the first time by another human being! Without saying a word, TUBSWEETIE leaned over and gave Jalapeno Bootyhole a French kiss that seemed to last forever. As their tongues explored each other’s mouths, Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ began to spasm in TUBSWEETIE’s hand and a huge jet of hot great times shot out as Jalapeno Bootyhole groaned during his incredible orgasm!!!

Neither of them said anything for a minute as each tried to collect their thoughts, but it was finally TUBSWEETIE who admitted that that was the first time he had ever done anything sexually with anyone else in his life! Jalapeno Bootyhole said that once at camp a counselor had exposed himself but at the time he was so scared that he didn’t even have time to enjoy it, but for sure nothing like what he had just done with TUBSWEETIE!!! Then Jalapeno Bootyhole dropped to his knees, undid TUBSWEETIE’s pants, pulled out his male reproductive organ, and began to gently suck on his raging boner until in only seconds he was shooting his load down Jalapeno Bootyhole’s eager throat! So this was how sex was supposed to be! Both boys decided another shower was in order, so they got in and began soaping each other all over their bodies!!! It didn’t take long for each of them to have big boners sticking out ready to be used again, but what TUBSWEETIE wanted now was to feel that beautiful thing up his bum! Leaning against the wall and spreading his cheeks was all the invitation Jalapeno Bootyhole needed, and with his hard male reproductive organ already slick with soap, he began to push its way into TUBSWEETIE’s inviting virgin bum hole!!! When the head finally was inside, Jalapeno Bootyhole began with gentle short thrusts not wanting to hurt his new found lover while TUBSWEETIE whimpered as Jalapeno Bootyhole became more insistent with his ****ing. By now TUBSWEETIE was getting the bum ****ing of his life as Jalapeno Bootyhole pounded away at his virgin bum hole!!! TUBSWEETIE reached down and was jerking his now hard male reproductive organ in time with Jalapeno Bootyhole’s movements so that when Jalapeno Bootyhole blew his wad up TUBSWEETIE’s eager rectum, TUBSWEETIE’s own great times exploded out of his male reproductive organ onto the wet show room floor!

They slumped together in a post coital glow, and TUBSWEETIE couldn’t help but think of how lucky he had been to find Jalapeno Bootyhole at this time in his life, and if first loves are best loves, TUBSWEETIE certainly had no complaints!!! TUBSWEETIE soaped off Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ, and gently took it into his mouth and sucked on it softly, while Jalapeno Bootyhole stroked his lovers head, savoring the feeling that could only come from having the head of your male reproductive organ in someone’s warm mouth! After about ten minutes, Jalapeno Bootyhole was about to shoot his load, and he whispered to TUBSWEETIE that he was about to blow! TUBSWEETIE looked up lovingly into his friend’s eyes and then jerked the big male reproductive organ until it filled his mouth with life giving sperm as Jalapeno Bootyhole let loose with a low long groan, after which both boys got to their feet and rinsed off, playfully poking at each other’s bouncing male reproductive organ. TUBSWEETIE then smiled at Jalapeno Bootyhole and said, “I think I’m gonna like college life just fine, don’t you?!?”

I wasn’t going to…but now that I see the competition…*ponders*

Hey, is that actually you in the pic?

instead of rapping you should all write smut for me

I want to enter. Log in to see images!

Tubs had just gotten home from a hard day of powing the noobs to find a note from Fran stuck to the microwave with baby batter, saying that he was whororable lay and had a male reproductive organ smaller than Xylon. Tubs being ****ed he sat down to watch some hard core Japanese Anal Eel Porn. As Tubs digs in the empty refrigerator box of porn he looks over to see that Fran had took the DVD player when she left. Tubs calls Best Buy to order a new one and get it in stalled asap they tell told him it will be about 30 min so Tubs hops in the shower to wash a way some of his stress. Armed with scented candles a few sex toys and a rubber ducky he goes to work then he hears a knock on the door Tubs hops out of the shower and gets the door. Its Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus to hook up the DVD player. Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus seeing Tubs so naked and wet think to them self I bet we could have our way with him then looking over at the coffee table to see the Japanese Anal Eel Porn they knew they could have there way with him. Celerysteve walks up to Tubs and gently starts to rub his flaccid man hood Tubs is over whelmed by the feeling of guilt but still thinks to him self maybe I don’t have to jack my self off now and goes a long with it. Until Celerysteve pulls the drilldo out of his tool belt and walks over and bends Tubs over the kitchen counter. Tubs shocked and wishing for lube takes it as they promise they will go easy on him after all the drilldowing Celerysteve gives Tubs the best blow job he had ever had in his life and great timess in a mbumive fountain of jizzzz. Nanafabulous personjesus looking at tubs said alright its my turn and Tubs not knowing what would happend starts to get on his knees when Nanafabulous personjesus slaps him and tells him **** I want you in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Tubs makes a sandwich and brings it back to Nanafabulous personjesus. Nanafabulous personjesus eat it and enjoys every bite of the turkey and cheese on wheat. Nanafabulous personjesus sits down and tells Tubs to come closer when doing so Celerysteve gets Tubs down on the bed and starts kissing his neck softly and rubbing his man mammary glands witch turns Tubs on like no other. Tubs all hot and ready and wanting to see what magical thing will happen to him next Nanafabulous personjesus pulls out a ball gag and handcuffs Nanafabulous personjesus cuffs Tubs up. Tubs never have tried bondage jokingly asked if his safe word can be Warcraft and they said sure and then they do there thing

They un-cuff Tubs and and its now time for Celerysteve to have his way. Tubs tired and tingling with the joy of orgasm thinks I don’t want this to stop but didn’t know if he could get it up.Tubs sits down and waits to see what will happen next Celerysteve takes him in to the bath room and sees all the sex toys and rubber ducky and said oh you all ready have it all set up for me and they go from where Tubs had started off washing each other and just going buck bum wild with baby Jesus bum plugs and something that looks like E.T.s finger and the latex mold of Frans woman's genitals that she had given to him for his birthday as they both back them self’s up on to a double ended dildo Nanafabulous personjesus comes in to see how things were going seeing them have all the fun Nanafabulous personjesus goes and gets this hat thing with a huge sucker cup on it and places it on tubs head and sticks it to the back of the shower and then stands over tubs and begins to place his male reproductive organ in Tubs mouth until Tubs vomits making Celerysteve vomit

and they keep puking till the bath tub is almost full and there is nothing left for them to vomit up Nanafabulous personjesus takes a dump that looks like something like tub girl and Tubs feeling sick but strangely turned on picks up a big hand full of **** and vomit and starts jacking off Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus till they great times then they both then suck off Tubs and then wash them self’s off and leave.

Tubs dripping with **** and vomit thinks to him self how the **** am I going to clean this **** up so he clean him self off as best as he could and then calls over ANGRYHOBO, Giggerth and Fortunato for soup.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

late in the day. how about 8pm our time

Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society that was amazing.

how did you know about the baby jesus bum plugs? Log in to see images!

Ducky is my rl gf I gave her some ideas, I will post mine momentarily

The day to day droll of moderating Forumwarz has taken it’s toll on TUBSWEETIE. He grew so tired of banning people for Goatse, when he himself yearned to be able to stretch his bum to such a gauge. With each account he sent to the banwagon, he died a little inside.

Late one night while walking back from the corner pub where he would turn tricks in the men’s room to finance his mounting internet and sex toy bills, he happened upon a donkey standing in an alley. Apprehensive at first, he walked over the donkey and placed his lips on the shaft of the large turgid meat pole of the rugged beast.

Slowly and with great pleasure he pushed the large phallus into and out of his throat before turning around and backing on to the pleasure pole to fill his anal desires. The donkey let loose a neigh and began furiously humping him to which TUBSWEETIE smiled and winced as the donkey released a copious amount of semen into his now gaping manhole.

Mike Drach, his co-worker and former lover emerged from the shadows and began stroking his shriveled excuse of a male reproductive organ. As TUBSWEETIE moved away from the donkey Mike tackled TUBSWEETIE to the ground and firmly placed his lips on TUBSWEETIE’s bum, slurping up all of the delicious donkey sperm. TUBSWEETIE at that moment could not hold his bowels any longer and pushed his chocolate surprise into the mouth and nostrils of his former lover.

Mike rolled TUBSWEETIE over and kissed him pbumionately, moving the scat from his lips and into TUBSWEETIE’s supple mouth. The donkey, having not yet fulfilled his lust for human bum mounted Mike and began thrusting violently into his bum. TUBSWEETIE, not to be outdone pushed his male reproductive organ deep into Mike’s bum rubbing his own against the donkey’s, the two of them stretching Mike’s bum to the point of no return he erupted into orgasm soiling himself and shooting semen and scat from his bum with such force that it pushed the donkey out.

After getting out from under from Mike, TUBSWEETIE walked home with a smile. He sat at his computer and with great pleasure recounted the tale to his soulmate, Celerysteve, who admitted to being the donkey.

Wait, do you want the stories to be hot or funny?