The day to day droll of moderating Forumwarz has taken it’s toll on TUBSWEETIE. He grew so tired of banning people for Goatse, when he himself yearned to be able to stretch his bum to such a gauge. With each account he sent to the banwagon, he died a little inside.

Late one night while walking back from the corner pub where he would turn tricks in the men’s room to finance his mounting internet and sex toy bills, he happened upon a donkey standing in an alley. Apprehensive at first, he walked over the donkey and placed his lips on the shaft of the large turgid meat pole of the rugged beast.

Slowly and with great pleasure he pushed the large phallus into and out of his throat before turning around and backing on to the pleasure pole to fill his anal desires. The donkey let loose a neigh and began furiously humping him to which TUBSWEETIE smiled and winced as the donkey released a copious amount of semen into his now gaping manhole.

Mike Drach, his co-worker and former lover emerged from the shadows and began stroking his shriveled excuse of a male reproductive organ. As TUBSWEETIE moved away from the donkey Mike tackled TUBSWEETIE to the ground and firmly placed his lips on TUBSWEETIE’s bum, slurping up all of the delicious donkey sperm. TUBSWEETIE at that moment could not hold his bowels any longer and pushed his chocolate surprise into the mouth and nostrils of his former lover.

Mike rolled TUBSWEETIE over and kissed him pbumionately, moving the scat from his lips and into TUBSWEETIE’s supple mouth. The donkey, having not yet fulfilled his lust for human bum mounted Mike and began thrusting violently into his bum. TUBSWEETIE, not to be outdone pushed his male reproductive organ deep into Mike’s bum rubbing his own against the donkey’s, the two of them stretching Mike’s bum to the point of no return he erupted into orgasm soiling himself and shooting semen and scat from his bum with such force that it pushed the donkey out.

After getting out from under from Mike, TUBSWEETIE walked home with a smile. He sat at his computer and with great pleasure recounted the tale to his soulmate, Celerysteve, who admitted to being the donkey.