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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

l33tl00z3r -Oskar Silverbrand – Male Mountain Dwarf Cleric of the Billets

Hp: 8 (1d8)

Initiative: -1 (Dex)

Speed: 20 ft

AC: 12 (+3 Armor, -1 Dex)

Attacks: Club +0

Damage: Club 1d6 – 1 (Str)

Saves: Fort +2, Reflex +0, Will +2

Abilities: Str 9, Dex 9, Con 10, Int 16, Wis 18, Cha 10

Skills: Heal(wis) – 4, Profession (Billet Clergy)[wis] – 2, Concentration(con) – 4, Diplomacy(cha) – 2, Spellcraft(int) – 3

Scry(int) – 2, Knowledge (Religion – general)[int] – 1, Knowledge (Religion – Saint Cuthbert)[int] – 2

Feats: Extra Turning

Clbum Spells Per Day + Wis Mod +1 from Domain:0-7, 1st-6

Spells:

0 Level: Detect Magic, Read Magic, Light, Resistance, Inflict Minor Wounds, Guidance

1st Level: Command(Domain spell), Remove Fear, Doom, Bless, Shield of Faith, Comprehend Languages

Leather Studded Armor (Studs in the shape of Sait Cuthbert’s Holy Symbol), +3 AC, +5 Max Dex Mod

Cudgel / Wooden Club: Med Size, 1d6 Dam, blunt type

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Chawin – male shadowkin sorceror – Sophocles

HP: 6 (1d4+2)

Initiative: +1 (dex)

Speed: 30ft[/b]

AC: 11 (+1 dex)[/b]

Atacks: Club: -3, Crossbow +1

Damage: Club 1d6-3, Crossbow 1d8

Saves: Fort +2, Reflex +1, Will +2

Abilities: Str 5 (+2), Dex 13 (+2), Const 14, Int 11, Wis 8 (+2), Cha 21

Skills:

Concentration4 , Bluff 4, Intimidate 4, Spot 4, Listen 4, Use Magic Device 4

Feats: Improved initiative

Spells per day: 0 Level: 5 (DC15); 1st Level: 5 (3 Base + 2 Bonus) (DC16)

Spells known:

0 Level: Prestidigitation

0 Level: Read Magic

0 Level: Detect Magic

0 Level: Dancing Lights

1st Level: Magic Missile

1st Level: Feather Fall

feather fall feather fall feather fall feather fall feather fall

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Crinkz – Xeph -Female elf ranger

HP: 10 (1d10+0)

Initiative: +4 (dex)

Speed: 30ft

AC: 14 (+4 dex)

Atacks: Long sword: +4, Longbow +5, Longsword and short sword +2/+0

Damage: Long sword 1d8+3, Short sword 1d6+3, Longbow 1d8

Saves: Fort +5, Reflex +4, Will -1

Abilities: Str 16, Dex 18, Const 10, Int 8, Wis 10, Cha 10

Skills: Move Silently 4 Hide 4 Spot 4 Listen 4 Climb 2 Balance 2

Spells per day: only at level 4

Spells known:

Raepdog – ’Rap Dawg’ – Male half-elf Bard

HP: 4 (1d6-2)

Initiative: +1 (dex)

Speed: 30ft

AC: 14 (+1 dex, +3 armor)

Atacks: Longsword: -2, Light Crossbow +1

Damage: Longsword 1d6-2, Light Crossbow 1d6

Saves: Fort -2, Reflex +3, Will +2

Abilities: Str 7, Dex 13, Con 7, Int 15, Wis10, Cha 20

Skills: Perform +9 (Comedy: buffoonery, limericks, joke-telling), Open Locks +5, Disable Device +6, Use Magic Device +9, Search +7, Escape Artist +5, Use Rope +5, Decipher Script +6; Listen +1, Spot +1

Feats: Dodge (+1 AC against one declared foe)

Special Abilities:

Bardic Music 1/day, Bardic Knowledge, Countersong, Fascinate, Inspire Courage +1

Immune to Sleep spells/effects; +2 Save vs. Enchantment spells/effects; Low-Light Vision

Spells per day: 0 Level: 2 (DC15)

Spells known:

0 Level: Ghost Sound

0 Level: Light

0 Level: Read Magic

0 Level: Detect Magic

Equipment

Armor:

Studded Leather (+3 AC, armor check penalty –1, speed 20 ft., 30 lb.)

Weapons:

Longsword (1d6, crit 19-20/x2, 2 lb., one-handed, slashing)

Light Crossbow (1d6, crit 19-20/x2, range inc. 80 ft., 2 lb., piercing)

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Cid’s character – Obsidian – Male Dwarf Fighter

Neutral Good

HP: 15 (1d10+5)

Initiative: +2 (dex)

Speed: 20ft

AC: 18 (+2 dex, +4 Armor, +2 Shield)

[+4 dodge bonus to Armor Clbum against monsters of the giant type]

Atacks: Dwarven waraxe: +6, Shortbow: +3

[+1 racial bonus on attack rolls against orcs and goblinoids]

Damage: Dwarven waraxe 1d10+5, Shortbow 1d6

Saves: Fort +7, Reflex +2, Will -2

[+2 versus poison, spells & spell-like effects]

Abilities: Str 20, Dex 14, Const 20, Int 8, Wis 6, Cha 4

Skills: Climb +7 (2 Ranks), Jump +7 (2 Ranks)

Feats: Power Attack, Cleave

Special Abilities: Darkvision 60 feet, Stonecunning, Stability,

Equipment

Armor: Scale mail (+4 AC, armor check penalty –4, speed 20 ft.,

30 lb.)

Heavy wooden shield (+2 AC, armor check penalty –2, 10 lb.)

Weapons: Dwarven waraxe (1d10, crit ×3, 8 lb., one-handed,

slashing)

Shortbow (1d6, crit ×3, range inc. 60 ft., 2 lb., piercing)

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 06/03/2009 11:22AM

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

The dwarfs Oskar Silverbrand, the cleric and Obsidian the fighter meet as usual at the cliché, the old tarven of the city Orumwaz of the continent Borumz.

While both of them were having a merry ol’ coversation about how your purify water is great on the water of this tavern a couple of half elves go inside the bar. One is obviouly a bard, singing songs about the birds the bees and stuff no one cares about to the other half-elf, a female Ranger that is obviouly not interest in the songs Rap Dawg the bard is singing, her name is Xeph.

Rap Dawg keeps singing, Xeph keeps ignoring, Oskar and Obsidian keep talking about the bad quality of the water of this tavern when all of a sudden you hear noises from outside the tavern. The four rush out and you see a bunch of youngsters bullying a shadowkin. When they noticed they are being watched they flee but they still took the wallet from Sophocles the shadowkind Sorceror.

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 06/04/2009 1:23PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Can I stab people in the face with my arrows.

l33tl00z3r

Avatar: Code (Green)
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[Billy vs Snakeman -
Gamers
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Oskar waddles after the thieving youngsters, shouting Get back here you scoundrels! Young hooligans!

Oskar stops only a few feet down the road, out of breath and wheezing.

“Damn kids…” He huffs and puffs, tired from the short jog.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Can I stab people in the face with my arrows.

Unfortualtly the kids already hide somewere in the city, and maybe they are trying to leave it

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Sophocles casts Dancing Lights and runs away

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Chawin Posted:

Sophocles casts Dancing Lights and runs away

You cast the spell and you run to the tarver whining on how you lost all the money you had while four light globes follow you.

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 06/03/2009 2:16PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Xeph stabs Rap Dawgs’ Guitar with an arrow

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Xeph stabs Rap Dawgs’ Guitar with an arrow

If you really wish to do that roll the dice (D20)

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Xeph looks at Rap Dawg who is now singing about criminals and a sort of creature(?) called “Gangster”... her eyes sparkle with hate.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Sophocles notices the tension between Xeph and Rap Dawg and immedietly casts Prestidigitation to create a small, floating phallus in the air.

e: I’m an idiot sometimes.

Chawin edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:35PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Chawin Posted:

falice

Do you mean “phallus”?

MC Banhammer edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:34PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I used http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm so I haveno clue what I’m doing I just rolled the dice.

I rolled a 16.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Obsidian laughs at the elves bickering, and settles comfortably into his chair. He waves the nearest bar wench over and asks if the actually serve alcohol here, or just this muddy water.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Xeph keeps the arrow hovering of Rap Dawgs guitar some strange force preventing her from just stabbing it through it already

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Xeph keeps the arrow hovering of Rap Dawgs guitar some strange force preventing her from just stabbing it through it already

Acctualy the arrows flies trough the air and hits the lute with a generic hit sound.

”Why did you do that?” – Rap Dawg asks – “That was a original Tupak Sh’kur lute.” – He whines.

You all look a bit confused cause you never head of a god or person called Tupak Sh’kur.

Obsidian the pally feels sorry for both Rap Dawg and for the wimpy sorceror that just got his wallet stoled.

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 06/04/2009 4:43AM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Xeph walks back into the tavern sitting down at a random table, awaiting service.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Xeph walks back into the tavern sitting down at a random table, awaiting service.

Inside the taver you hear Sophocles asking for some help, because he wishes to get his wallet back, but unfortunatly he is too much of a wuss to do it by himself. He is also talking about a share of the money he has on the wallet to the ones who are willing to help.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

Inside the taver you hear Sophocles asking for some help, because he wishes to get his wallet back, but unfortunatly he is too much of a wuss to do it by himself. He is also talking about a share of the money he has on the wallet to the ones who are willing to help.

Xeph walks up to Sophocies. “How much is this share” she asks.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Xeph walks up to Sophocies. “How much is this share” she asks.

Sophocles replies that his good service would be this share, as he cannot afford any money, wallet being stolen and all

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Chawin Posted:

Sophocles replies that his good service would be this share, as he cannot afford any money, wallet being stolen and all

Xeph replies that she will help the wimpy guy

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