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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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Catt although Posted:

Up until some time in the 70s, there was only one “phone company” (in the U.S.) and you could only get phones from them, which you had to pay monthly for.

That supports my theory which says, Germany gets trends, influences from the U.S. ~10 years later. Some later, like liberalization of telecommunications – some faster, like ****ty TV formats.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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Aldo_Anything Posted:

That supports my theory which says, Germany gets trends, influences from the U.S. ~10 years later. Some later, like liberalization of telecommunications – some faster, like ****ty TV formats.

Every textbook I read while learning German would agree with you. Though, I’ll admit, when I was living in Hessen, Germany seemed ahead on the portable phone/pay as you go front. Took a couple years to hit the US.

But they called them “Handys.” Which immediately removed most of the cool points, and all of my ability to discuss mobile phones with a straight face.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

My family’s first computer was a Windows 3.1 I think, Hewlett-Packard someting. I was like 6 years old, I forget when this was, really. I played on Paint in my living room as we set it up. :3

I think this is why I’m so bad at technology now; if you could make the punch cards and command lines work, then you were good to go and you’d HAVE to learn how computers work.

Now I don’t need to know anything about how the machine itself runs to play a game, so I suck at it. (As 1337lol can attest, remember that day my browsers wouldn’t work? Goood times.)

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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Shii Posted:

I think this is why I’m so bad at technology now; if you could make the punch cards and command lines work, then you were good to go and you’d HAVE to learn how computers work.

This was my #1 complaint about GUIs, as a crotchety teenager in the mid-90s.

Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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Last Catt Standing

kittiejenn Posted:

My first computer was purchased before I was born. I’m not sure that this is the exact model we had, but it’s close.

The first machine I owned was a TRS-80 Model III (16K Ram, Tape Drive). I actually sold a couple of poorly written programs in BASIC that a friend punched up for me.

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Note the plastic covering the floppy bays – I never did get a drive to put in them.

The first machine I ever used was a Comodore Pet

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I remember two games – Canyon and Lemonade Stand. The first time I used it myself I put the tape in and pressed play – nothing happened. So I asked the teacher in charge and he said you had to type “Load”, so I went back and did that, but he forgot to tell me you had to press “return”

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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Funny that I remember this having better graphics. I guess 15 or so years has polished my memories Log in to see images!

Cheins Sanch-
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Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
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[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

People paid for gasoline inside of the gas station. Everybody I knew had Pogs. You had no idea what you were getting into when you went to see Battlefield Earth. The news had nothing but boring/peaceful stuff. The Cold War was over, so people were starting to relax. Sure, there was war and stuff in Africa, and the Glbum-Stegall Act was being nutered. Nobody noticed that kind of stuff, though. I kinda miss the days when something like Clueless was on TV, and you could watch in quiet horror. Before the days of “reality TV”, before the Empire.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I remember days of playing Rogue on the old Tandy Color 2E, always getting my bum handed to me by Trolls down on the 13th level or so and having an Atari 2600, never being able to beat Quest.

We also had a fun old 200lb tv which eventually lost all color so we could watch tv in black and white. Then there were the dark old days of going through puberty with nothing but a 56K modem and no free sites from which to find porn. Bad times…

Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Ahh, the Trash-80. I worked for my grandfather as his Data Entry Tech. Basically, I simply filled out his database of customers from index cards into the computer. And we used a TRS-80 to do it.

Good memories.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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Cheins Sanchez Posted:

People paid for gasoline inside of the gas station.

Inside the station? In my day, they came out to your car, they washed your windshield, they checked your oil. “Full Service” they called it. They got something like that now, but what it means is “A gentleman who does not speak English will eventually walk over and turn on the pump, then eventually return to take money from you.”

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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Catt although Posted:

The first machine I ever used was a Comodore Pet

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I remember two games – Canyon and Lemonade Stand. The first time I used it myself I put the tape in and pressed play – nothing happened. So I asked the teacher in charge and he said you had to type “Load”, so I went back and did that, but he forgot to tell me you had to press “return”

I had one of those at home and school. I had lemonade stand at home, and got in trouble for playing it at school.

deathpaint

Avatar: 127999 Sat Jul 04 16:42:31 -0400 2009
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Catt although Posted:

My uncle was one of the first people to get something called “cable television”, he had a box that looked something like this –

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We had one of those too! It was super annoying because the box never would quite reach to the couch.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

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I really do talk ****!

Hindsight being 20/20 is apparently a myth witnessed through rose colored glbumes. Log in to see images!

Phones and computers are much better now guys.

I’m sorry that drive-ins have died. Going to a drive-in movie was pretty awesome. Also, regardless of the health implications, movie theater popcorn was much better in the past.

Ms. Pac-Man and Tetris are still better than other games though. Log in to see images!

Lewis Carroll

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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I remember WS and Lotus 1-2-3

We used that for bookkeeping and such

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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scully Posted:

Hindsight being 20/20 is apparently a myth witnessed through rose colored glbumes. Log in to see images!

Phones and computers are much better now guys.

I’m sorry that drive-ins have died. Going to a drive-in movie was pretty awesome. Also, regardless of the health implications, movie theater popcorn was much better in the past.

Ms. Pac-Man and Tetris are still better than other games though. Log in to see images!

What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of Sierra games.

Quest for Glory, how I missed you.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

I remember when backing up and restoring consisted of running a noisy bum tape drive for about 2 hours just to get the actual 20 files you wanted.

Downloading a single song used to take about 20 minutes on a DCC in IRC.

When the remote control for the TV used to be a child.

I remember when children were encouraged to go outside and do potentially dangerous things and if they got hurt they were supposed to learn from their mistakes. Now kids have protective gear to do tasks that aren’t dangerous at all Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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Samildanach Posted:

Every textbook I read while learning German would agree with you. Though, I’ll admit, when I was living in Hessen, Germany seemed ahead on the portable phone/pay as you go front. Took a couple years to hit the US.

Ya, calling somebody on the mobile phone was very expensive until a few years ago, so everybody wrote smort messages for a fixed price. Now they’re mainly used for lots of dumb contests on TV and stuff. I hope all that dies when data flatrates for 3g smartphones are absolutely normal and we can all use instant messengers.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Ya, calling somebody on the mobile phone was very expensive until a few years ago, so everybody wrote smort messages for a fixed price. Now they’re mainly used for lots of dumb contests on TV and stuff. I hope all that dies when data flatrates for 3g smartphones are absolutely normal and we can all use instant messengers.

Oh, yeah, god, “SMSen”. I didn’t have a mobile, so I was constantly ducking into uni computer labs to send web-based SMS for coordination.

Of course, now SMS is so big here that we’ve got bus and train drivers getting into accidents while tapping out messages. Log in to see images!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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“Human Yeast Infection”

The first PC that I could call my own, when I was a senior in high school, was a 486 DX4 with 8mb RAM and an enormous 450mb hard drive (inconceivable that I would ever use that much space). It still ran Windows 3.1, and I was a DOS master.

I remember nothing of those ancient commands. It’s a dead language anyway, much like Latin, and only meaningful to scholars.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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i relate to a lot of **** in this thread, trying to think up something old yet funny but the old days for me were never that amusing.. as they say, yesterday wasnt as good as you remember, and tomorrow is never as bad as it seems. (that was an old saying put in there sneakily as a contradiction) back when humor had complexity

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