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Contest CLOSED: Are you wittier than a Forumwarz Apprentice? | Contest for 3 BP + mad props!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey guys,

So check it out. In the OP for our Apprentice challenge, I included a little creative exercise to gauge our applicants’ ability to think abstractly:

This **** Right Here Posted:

“Barbecuing — it’s not just for guys! [BLANK] is the largest and most comprehensive forum for women who love to barbecue. Sisters are grillin’ it for themselves!”

While there were many good suggestions, nobody gave me the (admittedly highly specific and obscure) answer I was looking for. Hence, this contest:

The first person to get the title I have in mind will win 3 BP and bragging rights. If anyone doubts that I have a specific title in mind, the Crotch Zombie employees have heard this **** already. (Don’t bother asking them for the answer, though!)

Post your entries ITT. You have unlimited chances to guess, with no time limit. Crotch Zombie employees past, present and future are exempt from entering. Current Apprentices and Auditors are also exempt.

Finally, it’s not any of the following entries, or variations thereof:

  • Barbecue Meat Curtains
  • Barba-Cuties
  • Barbie-Cuties
  • Barbecuties
  • Barbie-Cues
  • Barbies on the Barbie
  • Grillin’ Girlies
  • Grill Grrls
  • Pit ****es
  • BBQ ****ez
  • Fur Burger: We Like ‘Em Juicy, Pink, and Bloody
  • Pink Taco Grilldoes
  • Grillinatrix Central
  • Marinaidens
  • The Society for Sbumy Sausage Swallowers
  • The Grillo Pad
  • Propane Dames
  • Backyard Babes
  • Chiques with Briques
  • The Lighter Lbumes
  • Flambé Fiancées

Good luck! Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Barbeque Chicks

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Hot Girls-on-Grills Action!

Largehardonc-
ollider

Avatar: 99411 Thu Dec 25 13:38:10 -0500 2008

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

HORNY NUBIAN PRINCES GRILLING NAKED

I’m so sorry, the contest has been won

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

This should be fun to watch. Log in to see images!

Largehardonc-
ollider

Avatar: 99411 Thu Dec 25 13:38:10 -0500 2008

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

I’m sorry but when you say exempt, are you implying we are being forced to guess as a punishment?

Girls with the food grills

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Chick-ory Smoked

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The only place A1 is better than 44DD

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Barbie Queue

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Throw some shrimp on the Barbie

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Meat, Heat, and Teats.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Georgeforewoman Grill

Fat on the grill, not on our thighs!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

BarbaQueQ

Femque

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Heathers with Webbers

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

DDQ Grilling

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

BBQteez

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Mother’s Day

____

Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Shavedcues / Shaved Queues / Beardlesscues / etc

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

HealthyQ

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

SoulGrill.

SoulQ

Soul Sistas Forum for Grillin

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