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Contest CLOSED: Are you wittier than a Forumwarz Apprentice? | Contest for 3 BP + mad props!

Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
27

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Scully’s House on a Saturday Night.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Jubbles Posted:

Okay, step back everyone. I’ve got a good one that I’m grateful wasn’t posted after it came to me on the way to work today:

The Feminine Mesquite

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Holy ****. I just checked back on this thread and couldn’t believe how many new entries there were.

I feel a bit guilty having neglected it while a gajillion (albeit hilarious) posts were made, when Jubbles clearly nailed it with this one: “The Feminine Mesquite.”

Good job, Jubbles. You are officially wittier than any Apprentice! YOU’RE HIRED!

Three BP and this contest is closed! What the hell do I do with this community ad now? Thanks everyone who gave it a try!

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

What the hell do I do with this community ad now?

The same thing everyone else does when they’re running an ad which is no longer valid: Complain about how there’s no way to change the ad or stop it from running.

Nice job, Jubbles!

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Rock ON. I’m just glad I’d heard “mesquite” on whatever radio station I was listening to in my car, because it just made things click immediately.

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