Hey guys,

So check it out. In the OP for our Apprentice challenge, I included a little creative exercise to gauge our applicants’ ability to think abstractly:

This **** Right Here Posted:

“Barbecuing — it’s not just for guys! [BLANK] is the largest and most comprehensive forum for women who love to barbecue. Sisters are grillin’ it for themselves!”

While there were many good suggestions, nobody gave me the (admittedly highly specific and obscure) answer I was looking for. Hence, this contest:

The first person to get the title I have in mind will win 3 BP and bragging rights. If anyone doubts that I have a specific title in mind, the Crotch Zombie employees have heard this **** already. (Don’t bother asking them for the answer, though!)

Post your entries ITT. You have unlimited chances to guess, with no time limit. Crotch Zombie employees past, present and future are exempt from entering. Current Apprentices and Auditors are also exempt.

Finally, it’s not any of the following entries, or variations thereof:

• Barbecue Meat Curtains
• Barba-Cuties
• Barbie-Cuties
• Barbecuties
• Barbie-Cues
• Barbies on the Barbie
• Grillin’ Girlies
• Grill Grrls
• Pit ****es
• BBQ ****ez
• Fur Burger: We Like ‘Em Juicy, Pink, and Bloody
• Pink Taco Grilldoes
• Grillinatrix Central
• Marinaidens
• The Society for Sbumy Sausage Swallowers
• The Grillo Pad
• Propane Dames
• Backyard Babes
• Chiques with Briques
• The Lighter Lbumes
• Flambé Fiancées

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