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((This is the “rough” transcript of my retaliation to my friends male reproductive organ nose kid who keeps prank calling me. I get him to admit he sucks male reproductive organs. I have a police scanner on so the back ground noise sounds bit more official. ))
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Log in to see images! “Hello?”
“Is this *Blank-Blank*?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “Yes, why?”
“This is detective *blank blank* with the Rampart police robbery and homicide unit. A Mr. *blank-Blank* was murdered last night and you have been calling him it seems over 20 times, may I ask the relation of you and the victim?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “Um, I-I don’t know him.”
“You don’t? Well why are you calling him so many times? We found him in an ally with a blood alcohol content of 3.2 he was very drunk what it looks like is you called him to hear his ringer and you tracked him down and stabbed him 25 times” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “NO I SWARE! I was just prank calling this guy!”
“Your in big trouble, I’m going to need you to come down to the police dept. RIGHT NOW this is not a joke we are going to be sending a unit to your house.” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “No please I didn’t do anything me and my dad where just prank calling this guy I swear!”
“Yeah Ted Bundy swore he didn’t do it ether.” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “*Kid starts to cry* Please Officer I didn’t kill anyone!”
“where where you last night at 2:31AM? ” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “At home sleeping my bed time is at 10:00 I’m only 16!”
“Then why are you on the security camera at the Manhole gay bar in downtown?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “I’v never been there before!!!”
“What is some one like you doing at a gay bar the same place *blank-Blank* was the night he was murdered? Are you a homosexual?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! “I didn’t kill him I swear!”
“That is not what I asked you I asked do you suck male reproductive organs?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”*kid starts to break down and cry and mumble into the phone*”
“DO YOU SUCK male reproductive organS!?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”Yes…”
“Yeah thats what I thought, your a good like **** boy arnt you?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”Excuse me?”
“you heard what I said you little sweet peace of bum I’v seen your picture, the way I see it is you’v got two choices go to jail or make me happy.” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”What you cant do that!”
“I cant? this ain’t nothin’ new kid, I’v been doing this for years and just fot saying that I’m going to crack open that tight lil’ bum you got. Ever get ****ed before?” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”No! Please I was just prank calling!”
“Shut the **** up! Your gonna ether get ****ed in the bum by me or by Bubba down at the county jail and Bubba loves them white boys like you.” Log in to see images!
*in the back ground you hear him talking to his dad*
Log in to see images!”Hello?”
“I just got your son so ****ing bad” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”PPFFFFFTTTTTT!!!! HAHAHAHAA”
“AW YOU ****ED UP STOP LAUGHING IDIOT!” Log in to see images!
Log in to see images!”Oh god! you got to tell me about this one! HAHA YOU MADE HIM CRY HAHA!”
*fin*
Log in to see images! *Insert Falcor laugh* “HUAH HUAH HUAH HAUH” Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:45PM |
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tl;dr why did i even click your thread Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:48PM |
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mildly amusing Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:48PM |
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Fake.
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:49PM |
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Lord Boxtop Posted:
but funny. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:51PM |
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AntiRules187 Posted:
Basically. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 3:53PM |
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fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 4:11PM |
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Lord Boxtop Posted:
My friends was getting his son to prank call people. I was out with some friends and I got a call of him pretending to be a UPS employee saying my Xbox360 was ****ed up in shipping blah blhah blah just lame bum prank calls with sound boards and **** so I got him back. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2009 6:58PM |
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You’ve really disappointed me this time |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:39AM |
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Why don’t you clean the **** out of your head, jerky? Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:52AM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:59AM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:06AM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:09AM |
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Guys, peep these totes epic prank callz:
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Come on, pick up the ****ing phoneLog in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Jesus, doesn’t this fabulous person have an answering machine?Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello What’s up, HOMO Log in to see images! Log in to see images! You’ve reached the home of *blankityblankblankblank* I sure did, GAY PERSON Log in to see images! Log in to see images!I’m currently not home, but if you leave your name, number, and a brief message after the tone, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can *BEEEEP* Howdy-do, fabulous person BURGER? Log in to see images! -end call-
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello? Is this *totallyrealpersonwithaphone*? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Yes, who is this? This is Mr. Kramdenson with the…the dog police Log in to see images! Log in to see images! The what? The dog police, sir Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Not interested. Good bye. -end call- Well, a dog recently told us that you were a fabulous person!Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello. Yes, hello, is this *livingperson*? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Yes, it is. How can I help you? Well, this is the Center for…Phones and we were wondering if your phone had the new magic touch application installed Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I don’t believe it does, what is that? Well, it, uh, it’s like an automatic speed dial. Like, it just knows who you want to callLog in to see images! Log in to see images! No, my phone can’t do that, but it sounds amazing. How can I make my phone do that? Well, you…you have to hang up your phone and then we’ll install the magic touch application on your phone over the phone wires Log in to see images! Log in to see images! All righty. -end call- What a ****ing SUCKER Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! *Namewithheldbecausetheyretooreal*’s Sub Shop, is this for pick up or for delivery? Delivery Log in to see images! Log in to see images! What would you like, sir? Uh…woman's genitals *giggle*Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Quit tying up our ****ing lines, kid, or I’m going to call the cops. -end call- Hahaha, woman's genitals Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hello? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hi, is this the Center for Phones? No. What? Who is this? Log in to see images! Log in to see images!It’s *livingperson*, I was supposed to get the magic touch application on my phone. I don’t think it installed properly. How the **** did you get my number, dude? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I star-69’d you. Star 69? What the **** is Star 69? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Um, you just dial star and then 6 and 9 and it calls the last person who called you. Wait, this is a real thing? Oh my god, I’m so ****ed, my mom’s going to be so angry with me. Oh, man, oh man…*begins to softly weep*Log in to see images! Log in to see images!Um, sorry to bother you -endcall-
****ING RAD! The Unknown Comic edited this message on 05/14/2009 11:45AMGene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:27AM |
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The Unknown Comic Posted: whoa! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:31AM |
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TUC saved the thread. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:32AM |
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omg its just like omergle only somehow less funny. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:32AM |
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:33AM |
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Congratulations, you just plagiarized from Tom Mabe. Listen to the actual phone call Tom Mabe Posted: |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 12:01PM |
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thank you. I thought I remember that. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 12:35PM |
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