Guys, peep these totes epic prank callz:

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Come on, pick up the ****ing phoneLog in to see images!

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Jesus, doesn’t this fabulous person have an answering machine?Log in to see images!

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Log in to see images! Hello

What’s up, HOMO Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! You’ve reached the home of *blankityblankblankblank*

I sure did, GAY PERSON Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!I’m currently not home, but if you leave your name, number, and a brief message after the tone, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can *BEEEEP*

Howdy-do, fabulous person BURGER? Log in to see images!

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Log in to see images! Hello?

Is this *totallyrealpersonwithaphone*? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Yes, who is this?

This is Mr. Kramdenson with the…the dog police Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! The what?

The dog police, sir Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Not interested. Good bye.

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Well, a dog recently told us that you were a fabulous person!Log in to see images!

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Yes, hello, is this *livingperson*? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Yes, it is. How can I help you?

Well, this is the Center for…Phones and we were wondering if your phone had the new magic touch application installed Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! I don’t believe it does, what is that?

Well, it, uh, it’s like an automatic speed dial. Like, it just knows who you want to callLog in to see images!

Log in to see images! No, my phone can’t do that, but it sounds amazing. How can I make my phone do that?

Well, you…you have to hang up your phone and then we’ll install the magic touch application on your phone over the phone wires Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! All righty.

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What a ****ing SUCKER Log in to see images!

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Log in to see images! *Namewithheldbecausetheyretooreal*’s Sub Shop, is this for pick up or for delivery?

Delivery Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! What would you like, sir?

Uh…woman's genitals *giggle*Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Quit tying up our ****ing lines, kid, or I’m going to call the cops.

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Hahaha, woman's genitals Log in to see images!

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Hello? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Hi, is this the Center for Phones?

No. What? Who is this? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!It’s *livingperson*, I was supposed to get the magic touch application on my phone. I don’t think it installed properly.

How the **** did you get my number, dude? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! I star-69’d you.

Star 69? What the **** is Star 69? Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Um, you just dial star and then 6 and 9 and it calls the last person who called you.

Wait, this is a real thing? Oh my god, I’m so ****ed, my mom’s going to be so angry with me. Oh, man, oh man…*begins to softly weep*Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!Um, sorry to bother you

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****ING RAD!