He should be surprised with a jet saying he was finally accepted into the military, and for him to take a test flight. When he takes the test flight he blows up.
He should be surprised with a jet saying he was finally accepted into the military, and for him to take a test flight. When he takes the test flight he blows up.
tied to a chair while being broadcast on stickam to people on fwz while he has to listen to quotes of every gay thing he ever said in idc until he has a spontaneous combustion from the fabulous personry
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair bolted into the floor with no seat. There is a large dildo on his lap
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!dobnits edited this message on 04/30/2009 9:49PM
It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.
dobnits Posted:
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair with no seat. There is a large metallic dildo in front of him.
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!
wow. that was p well written.
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Fortunato Posted:
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Lament Posted:
I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.
I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ
dobnits Posted:
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair with no seat. There is a large metallic dildo in front of him.
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!
He loads up his TM and bawwwwwwwwws to ET about how MCBan…”JigSaw” is punishing him unfairly.
i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz
dobnits Posted:
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair bolted into the floor with no seat. There is a large dildo on his lap
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!
I was going to propose that be forced to open up his bum like a goatse and then enjoy him with a torpedo. Then, when it’s very deep inside him, the torpedo explodes and releases 20 gallons of sperm extracted from the employees of Crotch Zombie, and he suffocates in that. His remains were left for everyone to see, and be warned of Evil Trout’s awesome, ultimate, unbeatable power.
dobnits Posted:
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair bolted into the floor with no seat. There is a large dildo on his lap
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!
I was going to propose that be forced to open up his bum like a goatse and then enjoy him with a torpedo. Then, when it’s very deep inside him, the torpedo explodes and releases 20 gallons of sperm extracted from the employees of Crotch Zombie, and he suffocates in that. His remains were left for everyone to see, and be warned of Evil Trout’s awesome, ultimate, unbeatable power.
MercWithMouth wakes up in an empty warehouse room, without pants on and chained to a chair bolted into the floor with no seat. There is a large dildo on his lap
*Insert generic saw victim dialogue until the TV turns on*
*please read in the most Jigsaw voice possible for the maximum effect*
Hello MercWithMouth. I’d like to play a game.
Throughout what one may call your “internet career,” you have been the source of what many may call “bumhurt.” But now, in order to survive until another day, you must be one o truly understand “bumhurt.”
Inside your colon, lies the key to your survival. In front of you, the very instrument that will begin your salvation. The dildo in front of you has been eqipped with a powerful magnet. In order to survive, you must put the dildo verry far up your bum. Your rectum will be stretched farther than goatses in the process.
But if you fail to unlock yourself from your situation, you most certainly will risk *sinister chuckle* the banhammer. *Look up to show several thousand pounds of various barbells directly above the victim* Both literaly and figuratively.
Hopefully you will understand the pain and suffering bestowed upon your internet brethren.
Live or Die, MercWithMouth. Let the game begin
...Also, male reproductive organs.
*TV goes to static*
Ill let you decide how it ends, get your creative juices flowing Log in to see images!
Saw VI: the end of MercWithMouth
