I am bringing popcorn when this goes live. The fact that you are so in love with this idea that you are willing to listen to walls of howling because you have an almost obsessive fixation on the 13” thing is awesome.

scully Posted:

I am bringing popcorn when this goes live. The fact that you are so in love with this idea that you are willing to listen to walls of howling because you have an almost obsessive fixation on the 13” thing is awesome.

This. CZ’s fear of long male reproductive organs is amazing. Just rename them again so you don’t feel so insecure??

I don’t really see a time were peens keep longer and longer and 100’’ are not funny

elenaratelimit Posted:

Yeah, penalize loyal players that are still around by then and cut their peens in half after they have spent another 6 months putting effort into clicking 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2, there will be new users amirite. Glad you value your community. Log in to see images!

I know we’ve had our “differences” before, but I gotta say your sarcastic comments in this thread are adding absolutely nothing to the conversation.

I think it’s a testament to just how much I value the community when it’s come down to me basically approaching you guys, hat in hand, for permission to make changes that are literally inconsequential. When everyone’s Peen has been apparently reduced by the same percentage, it’s a cosmetic and meaningless change; none of your efforts have been minimized. End of story.

What if I told you that, as of right now, the ” symbol following your Peen length stood for LIGHT YEARS, not inches? Would that be properly rewarding your loyalty? No, that would be absurd.

Either you’re unable to understand this concept, or you simply refuse to acknowledge it. The fact that you’ve also claimed we should kill the length thing and go back to just counting Peen (making this entire argument pointless), you complained about the Leaderboard clbum splits (which we’ve already said we’re going to fix), and brought up the fact that there are Leaderboard griefers that we “refuse to address” (basically, the same problem shared by every game Leaderboard in history), indicates that you’re less interested in discussing the issue than using this as a chance to make not-too-subtle jabs.

tl;dr version: Stop making bad posts in my threads. Thanks.

As much as I appreciate your intentions JB, I am actually going to disagree at the moment. I dont see why we have to go for realism with the size of ones E-Peen™. If anything, There are plenty of people on the internets who have “Larger than Life” E-Peens (in the more literal sense, not this in game achievement) This being a parody of the internet itself, it only makes sense that there are a few people lugging along a 20+ incher, as I have seen a few of those in my internet endeavors. Keep it the way it is for now, maybe reconsider when they reach 30” or so. Either that or do the chopping when/if those milestone E-Peens™ are introduced. I’m sure if those show up, people will be a little less whiny. (crosses fingers)

dobnits Posted:

As much as I appreciate your intentions JB, I am actually going to disagree at the moment. I dont see why we have to go for realism with the size of ones E-Peen™. If anything, There are plenty of people on the internets who have “Larger than Life” E-Peens (in the more literal sense, not this in game achievement) This being a parody of the internet itself, it only makes sense that there are a few people lugging along a 20+ incher, as I have seen a few of those in my internet endeavors. Keep it the way it is for now, maybe reconsider when they reach 30” or so. Either that or do the chopping when/if those milestone E-Peens™ are introduced. I’m sure if those show up, people will be a little less whiny. (crosses fingers)

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

This, if we have all of our peens cut at the EXACT SAME TIME that you introduce 50 new milestone peens, there’s a fairly good chance that some people’s may not even change or may actually increase depending on how they’ve been playing. By introducing the new peens the Leaderboards will get a bit of a shuffle anyways so if anything will soften the blow, timing would be it, not going around with a paddle and swatting our bumes to prepare us for the bumhurt.

Also we need an emoticon to represent that.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

And yes, there does need to be an E-Peen for contributing to this discussion. Perhaps ‘Serious Peenage’?

Sure. That can likely be done. It’s worth -0.5x your current peen’s length though.

I do favor a weighted measure of peentacularnessitude but I’m not thrilled by the length system at all. The fact is that the joke is only funny once. I favor a system that bumigns each peen a point value and displays the total of those points but isn’t constrained by the limits of what is funny.

markchd Posted:

I do favor a weighted measure of peentacularnessitude but I’m not thrilled by the length system at all. The fact is that the joke is only funny once. I favor a system that bumigns each peen a point value and displays the total of those points but isn’t constrained by the limits of what is funny.

The problem with this, is that “Big Day” would be worth the same as “Dungeon Master”.

With E-peen, not only is it hilarious to compare male reproductive organ lengths, but the bigger the challenge, the bigger the reward.

Though, there should be an easy way to see how many peens someone has, for example: 17.64” (24).

As has been stated before, shortening the peens, purely because it sounds silly to have a 2 foot long male reproductive organ is just causing unnecessary bumhurt. Let people have their ginormous peens, implement a system of ranking based on animals, and award peens for coming up with these systems of rankings, and let the cycle continue.

EDIT: Also, I totally call dibs on any suggestion having to do with Xenu, I called it first.

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

You know, I hadn’t thought of this before, but I am totally in agreement with this. I used to look at people’s list of peens, but I haven’t since we changed to inches. 16.69” means a lot less to me than 36 (or whatever) did.

Are you saying I have a small male reproductive organ? Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/29/2009 4:52PM

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Don’t give him any more ideas.

Remember the part where I was hired by CZ? It’s my job to give him ideas.