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FAQ Oleg Mordashov has some questions for you!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Oleg Posted:

Bandaney… yes, you are and it’s awesome Log in to see images! ... what do you like the least about yourself?

I have NO force of will. I would really like to lose some weight but I can’t be bothered to not eat stuff that I like, even if I know that with just two weeks dieting I would feel much better about myself. I’d also like to know how to not procrastinate as much.

Oh and physically, besides these five pounds I’d like to lose, I like myself very very much :3


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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Oleg Posted:

IMPORTANT: If I have no question for you, it means that you are WORTHLESS **** and should leave this website immediately. Please.

Oleg Posted:

Post reserved for later additions.

But how can people know that they are non-worthless ****s if they aren’t here to read the post? Also, I didn’t notice you on the list Log in to see images!


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Question for creator of OP –

Would you like it if people copied this idea, or would that just be boring?


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Oleg Posted:

Fie, where do you have those awesome glbumes from?


You know the awesome frosting on top of cupcakes? ( Also known as the good part. ) Well, I came up with the bright idea of making a machine that condensed a hundred of the cupcake tops into a single completely awesome cupcake — y’a know, a cupcake with no ****ty bread part hanging off the bottom.

So I spent a month building this machine out of **** I found in the neighborhood trashcans. It took up most of my garage. After finishing I stuffed a hundred cupcakes into it, then, flipped the switch. The machine sparked a little bit, the lights flickered, a few rivets shot off in random directions and a horrible screeching filled the garage.

Naturally, I hauled bum out of there, and, with good reason— my garage exploded. What was left in the smoking, icing caked pit was my glbumes. Glbumes made of pure awesome. They were totally worth blowing up my garage.

My glbumes are from the 3d screenings of the movie Coraline. I took the “recycle glbumes” box as a suggestion after having to pay $12 to see the movie because I saw it up in richsnobville. Log in to see images! Fie edited this message on 03/30/2009 2:03AM

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

The last one of the day Log in to see images!

Nah, I really like stuff that gives me a challenge. Doing the same thing every day gets p. boring.


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Oleg Posted:

spacekadt, why haven’t you applied as a mod earlier?

They never asked for apps before and I had a full time job. Now I’m on disability and needed an excuse to spend as much time here as I already did. Log in to see images!


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Oleg Posted:

1337xxxlolololxxx1337, how do you personally pronounce your nickname?

good dzay, and thank u for addresing these concerns. i am 1337xxxlolxlslixxloaidjfls13337, obviously I do not pronunce it at all. its not a word!!! but then forutnato named me “leet lol” and so therefore,


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Oleg Posted:

swine, what was your favorite subject in school?

Hrm. Pffft. Log in to see images! God, that’s a tough one. I mean, should I choose the comedy option, “Economics” or “Sexual Education”?

Or do I say how I really felt and acknowledge that I was a history geek. Or a science geek. Or that I actually took a theology course.

Should I go with what interested me, or what I did best at?

/long winded explanation

I’ll go with science. It’s broad enough to encompbum things like Psychology, Chemistry, and Biology; but still is a base enough answer for flamebate.

EDIT – Also, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to mention me.

EDIT 2 – This was my three-hundredth post. And on a worthy thread, no less.

swine edited this message on 03/31/2009 12:13AM

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swines quest

S for Swine

funnyglbumes-
traindestroy

Avatar: 167226 Mon Jun 15 00:16:38 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Oleg Posted:

...you are WORTHLESS ****...

LOL, just because I’m not one of your internet friends:

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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Incarnadine Posted:

LOL, just because I’m not one of your internet friends:

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I lol’d


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Incarnadine Posted:

LOL, just because I’m not one of your internet friends:

I’m glad you understand Log in to see images!


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

hello person there ^^^^^ uuuuh no ones heard of u lol dont post ever again

Fortunato Posted:

maybe I will make a song about you. I promise nothing lest I fail to deliver.

make 1 about me

PS EVERYONE ONTHE LIST IS A fabulous person!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EVERYONE OFF THE LIST WILL NEVER BE IMPORTANT ON TEH INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Incarnadine added to Flamebate ignore list.


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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Adapt Posted:

I wish people would quote their question so I don’t have to keep going up to look for it.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fie Posted:

Incarnadine added to Flamebate ignore list.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

im makin some forumsbuilders plz upvote thx


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ummm why i can’t make any mor???!?!?!?!?!?!?


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Oleg Posted:

Tesfan, if you had to pick three permabanned people to get unbanned, who would you pick?

iirz – the real pro-poster

PANTS – cause he tells it like it is

myspace tom – do i really need a reason

probably missing someone cool tho


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!


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