Oleg Posted:

Fie, where do you have those awesome glbumes from?

You know the awesome frosting on top of cupcakes? ( Also known as the good part. ) Well, I came up with the bright idea of making a machine that condensed a hundred of the cupcake tops into a single completely awesome cupcake — y’a know, a cupcake with no ****ty bread part hanging off the bottom.

So I spent a month building this machine out of **** I found in the neighborhood trashcans. It took up most of my garage. After finishing I stuffed a hundred cupcakes into it, then, flipped the switch. The machine sparked a little bit, the lights flickered, a few rivets shot off in random directions and a horrible screeching filled the garage.

Naturally, I hauled bum out of there, and, with good reason— my garage exploded. What was left in the smoking, icing caked pit was my glbumes. Glbumes made of pure awesome. They were totally worth blowing up my garage.

My glbumes are from the 3d screenings of the movie Coraline. I took the “recycle glbumes” box as a suggestion after having to pay $12 to see the movie because I saw it up in richsnobville. Log in to see images! Fie edited this message on 03/30/2009 2:03AM