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Shock Swines 70 BP Giveaway Extravaganza (Potentiallly NSFW)

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

I don’t have episode Two and I ****ing need it! Why give it to me? Just look at me, I’m so much better than any other ****er on this website. Im amazing, I’m a living inspiration to us all. I mean my male reproductive organ is 8.3 inches long and 5 inches thick, I’m so ****ing awesome. I’m so amazing that I got a blowjob from Jalapeneo Bootyhole and he swallowed. It’d be a crime not to give me free ****.

Vodic

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Vodic Posted:

I’m not funny or original. I just want to finish the storyline of a game I read nothing good about. Seriously.

<random sob story that may or may not be true>

I am but a turtle with no means of ever holding a job to get money. Honestly, who would hire a turtle?

</random sob story that may or may not be true>

Meepo

Avatar: 141135 Sat Mar 21 23:56:41 -0400 2009
1

Level 21 Hacker

The Original Meeper

Vodic Posted:

<random sob story that may or may not be true>

I am but a turtle with no means of ever holding a job to get money. Honestly, who would hire a turtle?

</random sob story that may or may not be true>

Hmmm….

<random sob story that may or may not be true>

Two years ago, I was in a car crash with a roller coaster and now I am a paraplegic amputee. Every morning I wobble to my computer and log on to ForumWarz, typing with my male reproductive organ which has now become opposable. This is all I do every day because I can no longer have a social life, due to my stump limbs and weird bendable male reproductive organ. Unfortunately I soon came to the end of Episode 1 and with nothing left to do, I contemplated hanging myself. That idea was soon trashed as I do not have arms with which to tie a rope to the ceiling fan with. So here I am, a sobbing blob of a man, and humbly beg of you to spare 7BP so that I can have something to do with my time once again, until I one day die in this very spot. The police will find my disfigured skeleton months later and wonder just what the hell kind of creature I was before concluding that I was indeed the Chupacabra.

</random sob story that may or may not be true>

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

Meepo Posted:

Hmmm….

<random sob story that may or may not be true>

Two years ago, I was in a car crash with a roller coaster and now I am a paraplegic amputee. Every morning I wobble to my computer and log on to ForumWarz, typing with my male reproductive organ which has now become opposable. This is all I do every day because I can no longer have a social life, due to my stump limbs and weird bendable male reproductive organ. Unfortunately I soon came to the end of Episode 1 and with nothing left to do, I contemplated hanging myself. That idea was soon trashed as I do not have arms with which to tie a rope to the ceiling fan with. So here I am, a sobbing blob of a man, and humbly beg of you to spare 7BP so that I can have something to do with my time once again, until I one day die in this very spot. The police will find my disfigured skeleton months later and wonder just what the hell kind of creature I was before concluding that I was indeed the Chupacabra.

</random sob story that may or may not be true>

Give this man some ****ing bp.

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

hey, swine, dude, thanks for the bp. i really apreciate it. am i still in the contest though?

cause i really think i deserve 5 more bp, but it’s up to you

well, anyway, as i said, thank you very much for the bp and… peace

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Contest no longer accepting entries. I’ll do another one some day.

See OP for details

swine edited this message on 03/21/2009 10:20PM

stupid name

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

THANK YOU for the BP, you are AWESOME. Log in to see images!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

WooHoo! Thanks for the BP! Now I need to figure out how to tubmail pron.

Meepo

Avatar: 141135 Sat Mar 21 23:56:41 -0400 2009
1

Level 21 Hacker

The Original Meeper

WOO! Episode 2, here I come!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Great contest, Swine!

Thanks for spreading the wealth a bit, Obama-style, and helping so many folks experience the glory(hole) of Episode 2. Log in to see images!

JayZJay

Avatar: 135311 2022-11-07 22:15:10 +0000
1274

[Entropy]

Level 69 Hacker

Currrently trying to break Biden's record of little girls sniffed

Congrats to all the winners.

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

KoZaK Posted:

And, i\ve got a fiancee – half Russian, half Japanese. Hentai at it’s best. Does that make me awesome?

This is mail order, isn’t it?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

swine, drop by your love contest and give it some endorsement. Log in to see images!

Also, I hope you enjoy my sonnet to you.

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Thanks, Swine. I don’t know how much of a quality poster I am yet, but this did raise my spirits a bit today. Thanks again.

sl00t

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
3

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Because I said so. And I NEED Episode 2 more than my sister needs sex from men twice her age!

Nennu

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Thank you so much for the BP! I will love you forever Log in to see images!

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Well ****. Wincest loses again.

CURSE YOU USELESS FETISHES!!

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Thank you for the bp your sacrifice will not be in vain. If you ever need any thing just let me know.

I HATE NIGS

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

[WE HATE NIGZ]

Level 24 Hacker

i'm a stupid fine upstanding member of society loving fabulous person who has male fine upstanding member of societys **** in my bumhole

Because I’ve been here forever D:

Za Warudo

Avatar: Code (Green)
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Thanks for the BP again! Log in to see images!

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