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Fun Celerysteve has a mission for you

collagere

Avatar: 109464 Sun Jan 18 11:32:44 -0500 2009
4

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I just lost my 75 streak due to geronimo forum. Well I might as well go get my junk!

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Um since the special peen reward is gone is there any point breaking a Log in to see images!

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Auser Posted:

Um since the special peen reward is gone is there any point breaking a Log in to see images!

no Log in to see images!

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Well, ****. I missed it.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Christ, I was laughing so hard during that sTalk conversation.

Also, why did it have to be FIVE forums? T_T

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

CaptainDDL Posted:

no Log in to see images!

The mission will be playable for a while yet. You can have the convo and take the mission without breaking your streak, of course.

But yes, the Peen has been awarded. Why am I spoiler-tagging this?

Reck

Avatar: 82016 Mon Jan 05 21:06:58 -0500 2009

[WeChall]

Level 58 Troll

“Grendel”

Bah. This is what I get for having school. Log in to see images!

I just got the receipt. Just sell it then?

Exogon

Avatar: 68228 2009-11-05 09:03:03 -0500
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

The mission will be playable for a while yet. You can have the convo and take the mission without breaking your streak, of course.

But yes, the Peen has been awarded. Why am I spoiler-tagging this?


But players can sell the item with the peen every time in future over and over again, right?
Exogon edited this message on 02/23/2009 3:29PM

Falcon****er

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

Huge fabulous person here. Yup. Humongous.

-XI- Posted:

Falcon****er should be unb& and see this?

See this? I’ve lived it.

AndyZ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sadly, by the time this started up today, I and all my alts had already used up all the forum visits. I’m sure by Wednesday the special quick bonus will be long gone.

StrayNeko

Avatar: 122825 Mon Feb 16 13:17:09 -0500 2009
2

Level 35 Troll

CARAMELLDANSEN IDOLMISTRESS

next time, advanced noticed, like 2 days since it’s 5 visits would be appreciated!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

In case you’re wondering. JB was the one who had the original idea for this. He contacted me about it after reading this thread:

http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/20402

Anyway sometime later, he laid down the basic plot line and asked me if I wanted to do it. I sent him this word dogreat timesent:

http://f.imagehost.org/download/0198/f4

He made some minor edits, added a couple jokes, and fleshed out the beginning to better fit FWZ canon.

Obviously — after playing the mission — somewhere later down the line between him and ET (ET programs all this stuff) there were additional changes, but most of the good stuff was kept.

Anyway the version I wrote originally had a lot more dialogue options and stuff. You can download the word doc in that second link.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

I hate my flatmate, I’d have got this if he had come home about an hour laer and didn’t demand the ****ing laptop.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

StrayNeko Posted:

next time, advanced noticed, like 2 days since it’s 5 visits would be appreciated!

there was a warning on twitter yesterday

i think it’s nice that they catered to the people who never do anything.

obviously im bumhurt too because i could have gotten it this morning but had used my visits. but it’s cool to see them spice things up.

PS. everyone hates yet loves time sensitive rewards, one of life’s agonizing pleasures.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

This looks awesome but it also seems a bit self-satisfying to Celerysteve. Still cool though.

I’m sorta surprised there was no community feedback thing with this, like, we could have submitted stuff.

TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
14

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Ah, so the quick thing was for people to complete it, not a personal record. Well, then I’m not angry at lag now, just angry that I didn’t both to do it when I saw it on mah RSS feedage. Eh, at least the thing is worth some flezz, unless someone’s interested enough on the auctions (already someone’s put one up).

So, when do we get sum [moar] Rule 34 on dis ****?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Awesome quest, awesome writing, shame about the limited reward though. Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

If you’ve got 10mill plus, you can buy it on kyoubai

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Just saying that in terms of content this is a pretty cool freebie.

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This thing wouldn’t still be on, would it?
I would go for the quest but I went without suiciding into Geronimo! and finishing EP2 for the sake of using Li’l Pony Groomers: Kids Only! and Paranoid Panorama: ROTM for my streak.
Oh, what to do with my last visit for today…
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